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posted 4/28/2011 6:07:13 AM |
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Larry Is In The Hospital!
Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and:
Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been?
Larry replies: I was out getting a tattoo!
A tattoo?' she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?

Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want.

Larry is in the Hospital, Room 233.

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RevDocLove

Apr 28 @ 8:44AM  
tassie1

Apr 28 @ 4:22PM  
poor Larry
sugarnspice005

Apr 28 @ 9:21PM  
Well damn! I thought Larry was being generous.

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