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I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws
By: Annie Tucker Morgan


One-armed piano players must perform for free.

It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).

Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.

If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is.

(Now we know why cockfail's shower was filthy )

No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).

Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).

Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

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Apr 27 @ 11:16PM  
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Unless he/she can play chopsticks with one arm! If they can do that, then they should get paid... and paid well!

You probably haven't heard this rendition of Chopsticks lately:

Chopsticks (04:13)


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Apr 28 @ 7:01AM  
This is always an interesting subject. Several years ago I discovered this site about dumb laws and spent hours taking in all the strange laws.

Apr 28 @ 4:25PM  
wonders who actually makes up half of these laws let alone the idiots who pass them

Apr 28 @ 8:46PM  
wonders who actually makes up half of these laws let alone the idiots who pass them

Some of the laws on the books here in America are old, I'm talking 100 -200 years old..and have been "forgotten" about, but, are still actually "laws" because they haven't been repealed..yet.

As for the Maryland law...yeah...that explains a LOT!

Apr 28 @ 11:29PM  
It's against the law in S.C. to have oral sex!

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