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Advice My Grandpa Gave To Me

posted 4/21/2011 8:20:30 AM |
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My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give.
The jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day.

He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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Apr 21 @ 10:24AM  

Apr 21 @ 11:36AM  
I think I am going to take my grandpa's advice and hook up with a Japanese girl. He told me, "I always rest better if I have a little nip before I go to sleep."

Apr 21 @ 8:30PM  
Bruce..Thay line came from a "Tijuana Bible" circa 1940's..
An 8 page X rated comic book based on real comics like Popeye and Bugs Bunny.
One I remember was Popeye eating his spinach and got a humongous hard on
which he was showing a naked Japanese girl..
He said, "American Cock"
She held up a tit and said , "Nipponese"

Apr 22 @ 3:51AM  

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