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And I got the third degree for saying it sounded like I dropped some cream of wheat ! Why can't a man talk about his own shit ? It amazes me that a woman can talk about her personal bodily functions in any way she wants & it's supposed to be okay. If we got to hear all about a woman's period like it's a subject of couth then what's so different about a little shit ? Hell it's mine & the way I see it they can fuck off. Here! Here! They are both facts of life !! Really what's the difference between a bloody & shitty situation? Is one better than the next .... you tell me !!! I just made one statement & wasn't expecting to literally argue about shit !!! I was told that it wasn't proper etiquette. Well since we only have one bathroom & she was already in there brushing her hair when I plopped my ass on the toilet I somewhat see her point but damn when you got to go you got to go !!!! Lastly now that I'm on a shitty subject does a woman's shit smell better than a mans because a woman always turns on the vent a hood no matter where she is in the house. Did I mention the open door policy ? I never shut the door so what's a little stink among friends ? Don't worry if I was someone's guest I would shut the door & turn on the hood !!!

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Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 10:01AM  
Why can't a man talk about his own shit ? It amazes me that a woman can talk about her personal bodily functions in any way she wants & it's supposed to be okay.

I have never heard a woman talk about her own shit just bitch about men's, especially as pertains to the condition the toilet is left in afterwards if not flushed or in the aftermath of a 12 gauge scattershot

Did I mention the open door policy ? I never shut the door so what's a little stink among friends ?

Want to piss a woman off? While she is in the shower, go in and take a gassy dump, then flush the toilet!
somnium

Apr 16 @ 12:01PM  
I thought your blog was about Alka Seltzer for a couple seconds there!

PeachyKeen

Apr 16 @ 12:28PM  
Now we know you come by you moniker honestly... LOL!

Advertising has blurred the lines of what is agreeable to hear in public...we get to listen about tampons, bloating, erectile dysfunction, urinary tract weakness, diaheria, KY warming lubricant, etc. Yet we remain uptight Americans who lose our sense of humor about others sharing their bodily functions closest to us.

As women we don't have any problem discussing the quality of our kid's poop, but we have less tolerance of our men literally pooping in our presence. Closing the bathroom door is a nicety I wish more men would observe. I know what you are doing in there, but it isn't necessary to stink up the whole house, is it? We are usually the one's required to clean up the mess you leave whether you are 3, 30, 60 or 80 years old! We grow weary of such little progress over such a long period of time.

Want to piss a woman off? While she is in the shower, go in and take a gassy dump, then flush the toilet!
BINGO!!!

What a wonderful day it would be to NOT be reminded how much shit flows through our lives.

PLOP PLOP BLOOPITTY BLOP... good blog. Here's a greenie... don't forget to flush!

RevDocLove

Apr 16 @ 1:03PM  
NO SHIT !!!! Little green turd for that
Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 1:07PM  
This blog kind of reminds me of this blog from last year. There were some good comments in it.
Lisa46

Apr 16 @ 1:45PM  
my shit stinks so do my farts and unfortunately as I age I get the ones that slip out while I'm walking This was a funny blog I'm sorry but it is Give you a little TP to wipe up with
borty293

Apr 16 @ 4:05PM  
As I told my friend Bruce...I'm having bowel problems, so this is a very important topic for me at this time.

Yesterday I had the mother of all shits. The paint on the bathroom wall actually began to peel and the cat, who is normally docile, hissed at me and ran under the sofa.
Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 6:54PM  
As I told my friend Bruce...I'm having bowel problems

I hear ya, Borty!. I have finally started listening to my doctors. I have made changes and now a lot there are lot of things within the zone like cholesterol and blood pressure so I don't have nearly so many pills to take to call them Trix in the morning But in going towards the high fiber/low carb diet, the result is a whole lot of stinking going on. Some nights the dogs leave my bedroon
sugarnspice005

Apr 16 @ 7:11PM  
Hey Bruce, thanks for the link to that old blog...I can just copy my comment from that to here.

So.....should I go with my Dad and his ice fishing? Or about how fast my sisters and I would tear out of the house for a while when we noticed him going into the bathroom with the newspaper? I'll go with both!

Ok, ice fishing. Back in the day, Dad would pack us all in the truck/camper on ice fishing trips. He and Mom in the cab of the truck, my sisters and I in the camper. Once on location, Dad got his gear set up, Mom would stay in the camper for the most part, wandering out once in a while. Well, eventually, Dad would want to "use" the camper...and it took only one time for my sisters and I to learn WHY Mom would then sit in the cab of the truck after one of Dad's "breaks" in the camper.

Ok, my parents house has only one bathroom, which is in the hall across from the living room. Any time my sisters and I saw Dad heading for the bathroom with a newspaper in hand, we would be on our way outside before he had the bathroom door shut. Didn't matter if it was cold or hot outside...we just knew that as soon as Dad came out of the bathroom, it was gonna stink! Yep, Mom was pretty quick with the air freshener on those occasions.


Oh yeah:
Want to piss a woman off? While she is in the shower, go in and take a gassy dump, then flush the toilet

Mick did that to me once that shit head. I got even....did it to him when he was in the shower. Yeah...some of us women will pull the shit pranks too.
Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 8:03PM  
Hey Bruce, thanks for the link to that old blog

Thanks, Sugar. Yeah, sometimes we have previously said things very well on a subject, so why rewrite it? It goes without saying that my blog last year is my comment on this one!
theSkwirl

Apr 16 @ 8:54PM  
As my, then, 6 year old said, "We do not talk about bodily fucktions at the table."

Otherwise, it's all good. See though, talkin shit will getcha in trouble!
flavorbuster

Apr 17 @ 9:12AM  
I thought your blog was about Alka Seltzer for a couple seconds there!
It don't fizz but it does plop. If it did I'd be a millionaire for self cleaning shit.
Luvrgrl

Apr 17 @ 1:32PM  
thats some funny shit!
scheherazade

Apr 23 @ 7:16PM  
Apparently this man's mind only works on one subject. Ah well, better to be versed in the subject of dung then inversed in it.
RevDocLove

Apr 24 @ 9:10AM  
better to be versed in the subject of dung then inversed in it.
Inversed ??? How do you get backward in shit ??

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