Wordsofwit
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Apr 16 @ 10:01AM
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Why can't a man talk about his own shit ? It amazes me that a woman can talk about her personal bodily functions in any way she wants & it's supposed to be okay.
I have never heard a woman talk about her own shit just bitch about men's, especially as pertains to the condition the toilet is left in afterwards if not flushed or in the aftermath of a 12 gauge scattershot 
Did I mention the open door policy ? I never shut the door so what's a little stink among friends ?
Want to piss a woman off? While she is in the shower, go in and take a gassy dump, then flush the toilet! 
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somnium
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Apr 16 @ 12:01PM
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I thought your blog was about Alka Seltzer for a couple seconds there! 
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PeachyKeen
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Apr 16 @ 12:28PM
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Now we know you come by you moniker honestly... LOL!
Advertising has blurred the lines of what is agreeable to hear in public...we get to listen about tampons, bloating, erectile dysfunction, urinary tract weakness, diaheria, KY warming lubricant, etc. Yet we remain uptight Americans who lose our sense of humor about others sharing their bodily functions closest to us.
As women we don't have any problem discussing the quality of our kid's poop, but we have less tolerance of our men literally pooping in our presence. Closing the bathroom door is a nicety I wish more men would observe. I know what you are doing in there, but it isn't necessary to stink up the whole house, is it? We are usually the one's required to clean up the mess you leave whether you are 3, 30, 60 or 80 years old! We grow weary of such little progress over such a long period of time.
Want to piss a woman off? While she is in the shower, go in and take a gassy dump, then flush the toilet! BINGO!!!
What a wonderful day it would be to NOT be reminded how much shit flows through our lives.
PLOP PLOP BLOOPITTY BLOP... good blog. Here's a greenie... don't forget to flush!
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RevDocLove
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Apr 16 @ 1:03PM
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NO SHIT !!!!  Little green turd for that  
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Wordsofwit
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Apr 16 @ 1:07PM
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This blog kind of reminds me of this blog from last year. There were some good comments in it.
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Lisa46
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Apr 16 @ 1:45PM
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my shit stinks so do my farts  and unfortunately as I age I get the ones that slip out while I'm walking  This was a funny blog I'm sorry but it is Give you a little TP to wipe up with 
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borty293
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Apr 16 @ 4:05PM
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As I told my friend Bruce...I'm having bowel problems, so this is a very important topic for me at this time.
Yesterday I had the mother of all shits. The paint on the bathroom wall actually began to peel and the cat, who is normally docile, hissed at me and ran under the sofa.
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Wordsofwit
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Apr 16 @ 6:54PM
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As I told my friend Bruce...I'm having bowel problems
I hear ya, Borty!. I have finally started listening to my doctors. I have made changes and now a lot there are lot of things within the zone like cholesterol and blood pressure so I don't have nearly so many pills to take to call them Trix in the morning  But in going towards the high fiber/low carb diet, the result is a whole lot of stinking going on. Some nights the dogs leave my bedroon
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sugarnspice005
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Apr 16 @ 7:11PM
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Hey Bruce, thanks for the link to that old blog...I can just copy my comment from that to here.
So.....should I go with my Dad and his ice fishing? Or about how fast my sisters and I would tear out of the house for a while when we noticed him going into the bathroom with the newspaper? I'll go with both!
Ok, ice fishing. Back in the day, Dad would pack us all in the truck/camper on ice fishing trips. He and Mom in the cab of the truck, my sisters and I in the camper. Once on location, Dad got his gear set up, Mom would stay in the camper for the most part, wandering out once in a while. Well, eventually, Dad would want to "use" the camper...and it took only one time for my sisters and I to learn WHY Mom would then sit in the cab of the truck after one of Dad's "breaks" in the camper. 
Ok, my parents house has only one bathroom, which is in the hall across from the living room. Any time my sisters and I saw Dad heading for the bathroom with a newspaper in hand, we would be on our way outside before he had the bathroom door shut. Didn't matter if it was cold or hot outside...we just knew that as soon as Dad came out of the bathroom, it was gonna stink!  Yep, Mom was pretty quick with the air freshener on those occasions.
Oh yeah: Want to piss a woman off? While she is in the shower, go in and take a gassy dump, then flush the toilet
Mick did that to me once that shit head.  I got even....did it to him when he was in the shower. Yeah...some of us women will pull the shit pranks too. 
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Wordsofwit
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Apr 16 @ 8:03PM
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Hey Bruce, thanks for the link to that old blog
Thanks, Sugar. Yeah, sometimes we have previously said things very well on a subject, so why rewrite it? It goes without saying that my blog last year is my comment on this one!
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theSkwirl
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Apr 16 @ 8:54PM
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As my, then, 6 year old said, "We do not talk about bodily fucktions at the table."
Otherwise, it's all good. See though, talkin shit will getcha in trouble!
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flavorbuster
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Apr 17 @ 9:12AM
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I thought your blog was about Alka Seltzer for a couple seconds there! It don't fizz but it does plop. If it did I'd be a millionaire for self cleaning shit. 
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Luvrgrl
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Apr 17 @ 1:32PM
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thats some funny shit! 
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scheherazade
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Apr 23 @ 7:16PM
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Apparently this man's mind only works on one subject. Ah well, better to be versed in the subject of dung then inversed in it.
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RevDocLove
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Apr 24 @ 9:10AM
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better to be versed in the subject of dung then inversed in it. Inversed ??? How do you get backward in shit ??
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