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posted 4/12/2011 11:37:46 AM |
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I went to Red Lobster yesterday & the food was excellent this time. The last time I went the food sucked & probably because it was during lunch hour & everything was rushed. This time there was hardly anyone there so I guess the food was cooked right & not just thrown together. I watched the waitress walk right passed me & my girl friends table with our tea. She turned around saying out loud what am I doing ! As she made eye contact with me & my shit eating grin she called me sick for not stopping her. I said only in the head while telling her I just escaped from the looney holding up my hospital band & laughed like the Irish man on BraveHeart out loud to gain some on lookers in the restaurant which embarrassed her & my girl. She asked me what kind of salad dressing I wanted & I said Thousand Island because they're my islands .. ... but if she could only come up with a hundred islands it would be sufficient. The waitress said she saw the movie & complimented me on doing the imitation very well but it was just a little too loud. While using the side dish plate from the calamari appetizer to put the shells from the lobster & shrimp on she tried to take it away & I gave her a friendly slap on the hand with a smile " I'm not done yet lady " & she turned to my girl saying you got a wild one !! The bill came out to $57.57 & I gave her a 25 cent tip as a joke & when she came back with a frown I turned it upside down by handing her a $ 20 bill !!! I was supposed to get the booty check at the VA hospital at 10 am but the chief of staff came out at 3 pm & requested everyone to reschedule because they were backed up & couldn't get to the rest of us until about 10 pm. I said fuck going w/o food for almost three days. At least I didn't tell the Red Lobster waitress the real reason I was admitted in the hospital for.

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sugarnspice005

Apr 12 @ 12:35PM  
Sounds like you had fun.
Wordsofwit

Apr 12 @ 1:10PM  
Rags to riches, Jeff?
ynot7769

Apr 12 @ 4:50PM  
sounds like a good time and these days THAT counts

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