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posted 4/11/2011 10:47:35 AM |
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  shyguy140

A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to take care of. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

Your Wife

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somnium

Apr 11 @ 11:05AM  
Since mathematics is an exact science- in real life 18 goes into 54 exactly 3 times! In practice though, 18 will go into 54 several times more than 3, the way I see it!

Funny!


sugarnspice005

Apr 11 @ 11:24AM  
Now that was a fun lesson in math!
RevDocLove

Apr 11 @ 3:29PM  
PinkToeNails

Apr 11 @ 5:21PM  
Oh... too funny!
LadyRamRod

Apr 11 @ 5:43PM  
That was good shyguy, liked it
lkb66

Apr 11 @ 8:42PM  

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