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posted 4/7/2011 10:42:23 AM |
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Dear mom,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

Xx

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casuallylooking

Apr 7 @ 12:51PM  
Why does reading the P.S. remind me of my daughter and make me think of my oldest grand daughter ?
sugarnspice005

Apr 7 @ 6:49PM  
If I had written a letter like that to my mother, even as a joke, she would have whooped my ass a good one!

LadyRamRod

Apr 7 @ 10:47PM  
Funny stuff mr. hog

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