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Seriously...What do you think shold happen to Jones for his stupidity ???

U.S. To Just Hand Terry Jones Over To Fundamentalist Muslims'Have At Him,' Officials Say
April 6, 2011 | ISSUE 47•14 Onion


02.23.09 GAINESVILLE, FL—In response to the uproar surrounding Terry Jones, the Florida pastor whose Koran-burning last month sparked riots in Afghanistan that have so far claimed at least 24 lives, the State Department announced today its plan to "just pack [Jones] up and ship him over there" so that fundamentalist Muslims can take out their anger on him directly.
"We just want to let followers of Islam across the globe know that, hey, we're totally with you on this one, so do your worst," said U.S. deputy secretary of state Thomas Nides, who spoke to reporters this morning shortly after CIA agents secured Jones with duct tape and tossed him face-first into the cargo bay of a DC-9 aircraft. "You want to shove a Bible in his mouth and kick it through the back of his head? Fine with us.
Want to behead him on the Internet? Send us the URL—we'd love to have a look." Officials also noted that if the world's radical Islamists are still angry after dealing with Jones, the U.S. has "dozens more just like him, so say the word."

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StraddleMyNose

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Apr 7 @ 9:27AM  
Nothing should happen to him. I don't think it was wise for him to burn it considering he knew he was going to get some death threats by doing this.
redbronze

Apr 7 @ 9:44AM  
Well that is the Onion so it is wishful thinking only. But that idiot knew what the consequences would be if he did this.. I am for sending him you play with fire expect to get burned, I also think every family whos loved one was killed because this jackass was being stupid should sue him and every person who burnt a book with him or supported him in doing this.. All should be poor beggers o n the street. Dumbass...
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 7 @ 11:20AM  
He's got the 1st admendment right to do this even if we didn't want to see him do it. He's rights would be violated if the government would try to do something to him. He's got enough to worry about as far as death threats goes.
RJ53

Apr 7 @ 12:08PM  
I think since it started a riot he should be charged with inciting a riot and then he should be charged with the reckless endangerment of our troops lives over there Give me time and I will think up a few more charges against that idiot. People like him could get someone else killed in the line of duty.

If there was a law against being stupid we could round up all the crazies like that.before they put other people's lives in danger.
xquseme

Apr 7 @ 12:50PM  
Here's where to find the story in question.
It's The ONION, folks! A SPOOF and SATIRE magazine!
RJ53

Apr 7 @ 1:16PM  
He's got the 1st admendment right to do this even if we didn't want to see him do it.

I wonder if that reaction by people would be the same if Muslims were out in front of a mosque here burning bibles?
RevDocLove

Apr 7 @ 2:52PM  
xquseme

U.S. To Just Hand Terry Jones Over To Fundamentalist Muslims'Have At Him,' Officials Say
April 6, 2011 | ISSUE 47•14 Onion
RevDocLove

Apr 7 @ 2:54PM  
That ^^^^^ isn't the point
The question is..
tagged: joke RevDocLove


Seriously...What do you think shold happen to Jones for his stupidity ???


40DWM

Apr 7 @ 6:28PM  
Bottom line, Muslims got no sense of humour.
Few years ago, the U.S. Gubbernment got hold of a bunch of Christian Bibles
that were intended to be passed around in Afghanistan. They were quickly burned. What's good for the Goose......

And if we don't like it, soon the Sharia law in the U.S., will have all the beoitches on this site, wearing Bourquahs.
sugarnspice005

Apr 7 @ 6:38PM  
For his stupidity...he should be made to watch Muslims burn the bible. There...eye for an eye.See how he likes it.

Seriously, sure would be nice if people would just respect that others believe differently and instead of always fighting about who is "right", should instead take the time to learn one another views, learn from each other.

Yeah, I know..asking for the use of common sense among those with no sense.
TwistAndShout

Apr 7 @ 6:53PM  
I hope the families of the people killed by his recklessness sue him for everything he's worth. He may have the right to burn the Koran, but that doesn't mean he isn't liable for the harm it may cause others. I wonder if he really has any money, though.

Beyond that, what can you do? If some asshole wants to burn the Koran, the Bible, or the American flag, in this country it's their right to do it.
TwistAndShout

Apr 7 @ 7:16PM  
Few years ago, the U.S. Gubbernment got hold of a bunch of Christian Bibles
that were intended to be passed around in Afghanistan. They were quickly burned. What's good for the Goose......

But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. Matthew 5:39

Most of us don't live by the admonishment ot turn the other cheek, but maybe when you're talking about whether to take vengeance on someone for burning the bible, that would be one time for a Christian to adhere to that advice.

I do have some question whether it's really true that the "Gubbernment" handed out bibles in Afghanistan. Can't imagine why anyone would think it would be received any better than it would be if a foreign government handed out the Koran here. How about respecting people's beliefs?
40DWM

Apr 7 @ 7:37PM  
OBVIOUSLY, AN OBAMA LEFTIST. I never said the Gubbernment handed out.......more like, Intercepted.....ie; 'Got hold of' Then THEY burned.
Once you are perceived as a nutter, it's difficult to git rid of the title. dumbass reading comprehension is not that difficult. either that, or you are new to world events.

As for respecting peoples beliefs....are you new to this planet??????????
Go to, www.prophetofdoom.com.

Terry Jones is a chit stirrer......Muslims love chit. They will kill you over chit.
SILENCE....... (wait for it)........ I KILL U.

(if you don't know who Jeff Dunham is..............fek off)
TwistAndShout

Apr 7 @ 7:54PM  
OBVIOUSLY, AN OBAMA LEFTIST. I never said the Gubbernment handed out.......more like, Intercepted.....ie; 'Got hold of' Then THEY burned.
Once you are perceived as a nutter, it's difficult to git rid of the title. dumbass reading comprehension is not that difficult. either that, or you are new to world events.

I misread your post, and I'll apologize for that. But I will say your writing isn't a model of clarity, and you're a little quick to get pissed off.

By the way, my post wasn't particularly political. I actually thought it was more biblical. Maybe you don't approve. Sorry, buddy.

See how I turned the other cheek?
rockyracoon

Apr 7 @ 8:52PM  
Seriously...What do you think shold happen to Jones for his stupidity?

LEGALLY....nothing. There is no premise for conjecture. Period. End of story.
What is the Onion? I'm not aware of this publication nor anyone who reads it. That being said, I do agree with 40D. This is a post ripe for leftist twitter.


Sorry for the double post.
redbronze

Apr 7 @ 9:19PM  
the ONION is total SATIRE... noting more they take on a lot of different things making headlines and put a Saterical twist to it and ask people to THINK... Something the Rev did here LOL love it... Tis neither right nor left just SATIRE...
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 7 @ 10:01PM  
This is a post ripe for leftist
It certainly is
RevDocLove

Apr 7 @ 10:09PM  
Re: Winn's Prophet of Doom..

http://www.answering-christianity.com/prophet_of_doom_book_rebuttal.htm

Kinda' makes ol' Winn look a tad stupid..
RevDocLove

Apr 7 @ 10:17PM  
This is a post ripe for leftist

It's a simple opinion of what, if anything, should be done about the stupidity of a phony
misguided leader of 50 backwoods Florida Cracker/Rednecks who attend his Pentecostal church..

Ain't nothin' left , right, or in between about it.
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