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Trolling 101 posted 4/4/2011 5:07:29 PM | 11 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, people, sad, straddle   StraddleMyNose I did a blog late last night on "Trolling". I pulled it before I left out late last night after an hour. It went a little something like this.... How to troll, and be good at it. Rule # 1 Must have no life Rule # 2 No self-confindence required Rule # 3 Must be very cowardly and would never confront people face to face Rule # 4 Have a lot of insecurities Rule # 5 Bitch, piss, moan, and whine about everybody and everything Rule # 6 Must have too much time on their hands, so chances are you will not have a job and are living off taxpayers. Rule # 7 Keep your identity a secret Rule # 8 Have a mentaility of a 13 year old I believe our resident troll fits these characteristics and traits. Anyone else want to add to the list? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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sugarnspice005	Apr 4 @ 6:23PM
	Be a hypocrite. Bitch about others who don't allow comments on blogs, and then block comments on their own blogs. Create multiple id's and then have a "conversation" with all of them.
PinkToeNails	Apr 4 @ 6:24PM
	Rule # 9. Must be a know it all. Rule # 10. Must sit in judgement of everyone like you think YOUR shit doesn't stink!
RevDocLove	Apr 4 @ 6:26PM
	He's just a lonely little boy
sugarnspice005	Apr 4 @ 6:29PM
	Oh dang!!! I forgot to number mine!!
StraddleMyNose	Apr 4 @ 6:33PM
	# 11 Be a hypocrite. # 12 Bitch about others who don't allow comments on blogs, and then block comments on their own blogs. Create multiple id's and then have a "conversation" with all of them. There ya go!
sugarnspice005	Apr 4 @ 6:45PM
	Cool!!! Thanks!!!!!
StraddleMyNose	Apr 4 @ 6:52PM
	Rule # 13 Never measure up to others in life
sugarnspice005	Apr 4 @ 6:56PM
	# 14 Post a comment and then hurry and cancel your own account like a coward. (I remembered to number it this time)
PinkToeNails	Apr 4 @ 6:57PM
	Rule # 13. Make up your own interpretation of the things people say.
PinkToeNails	Apr 4 @ 6:57PM
	dang...well make mine # 15...lol
sugarnspice005	Apr 4 @ 7:06PM
	dang...well make mine # 15...lol
cocklover251	Apr 4 @ 7:36PM
	dang...well make mine # 15...lol C'mon guys....you see what I'm dealing with here.
PinkToeNails	Apr 4 @ 7:41PM
	You don't have to deal with me........or sugar. If you'd just take it upon yourself to get a life then you wouldn't feel the need to exact revenge on everyone here dipshit! Keep dancing puppet! YOU hang on to our every word and then twist those words to satisfy your own need for delusional entertainment. Have another drink..... you're a lifeless loser!
somnium	Apr 4 @ 8:39PM
	Rule #16 Must be a giant wart!
ShadowMale	Apr 4 @ 9:27PM
	Rule #17 - Never clean your shower.
PinkToeNails	Apr 4 @ 9:49PM
	good one shadow!! that does ring a bell!
sugarnspice005	Apr 4 @ 10:02PM
	I don't know...maybe we should all just ignore it and let the AMD staff handle the problem.
Fckmhrdtnght	Apr 7 @ 1:20AM
	#16 Such a nasty grumpy person that no one will have sex with you. The Catholic church would use you to make sure all their priests are so turned off and shudder at the thought of sex.
KnightsSearch	Jan 3 @ 7:51PM
	I thought all trolls where 2 foot 4 inches fat green and hair and dumb as a cbunch of rocks and have big noses with hairy warts at the end and are crossed eyed
Luvrgrl	Jan 3 @ 8:05PM
	Oh...how I have missed you all!
onehornytoad69	Jan 3 @ 11:11PM
	Damn Good one Man!!!
Ewe_Wish	Jan 3 @ 11:21PM
	I believe our resident troll fits these characteristics and traits Yes but which one of his egos...........holy shit you can do the brady bunch theme song with all of him around here the past few days........ actually i find it rather amusing.........it must be like an infected wound to him.....it just keeps getting bigger and nastier and he tries to bring back another account in hopes we wont know who he is.......and of course he is an educated idiot so we all catch on.........and the wound just festers and festers more................anyone got a pin? lets pop this festering, pulsating, boil of pus...........
PinkToeNails	Jan 3 @ 11:29PM
	boil of pus..... That's just nasty........ as it ever was....
xquseme	Jan 4 @ 11:47AM
	That's just nasty........ as it ever was.... Without wax....Just warts and pus!!