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posted 4/4/2011 5:07:29 PM |
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I did a blog late last night on "Trolling". I pulled it before I left out late last night after an hour. It went a little something like this....

How to troll, and be good at it.

Rule # 1 Must have no life

Rule # 2 No self-confindence required

Rule # 3 Must be very cowardly and would never confront people face to face

Rule # 4 Have a lot of insecurities

Rule # 5 Bitch, piss, moan, and whine about everybody and everything

Rule # 6 Must have too much time on their hands, so chances are you will not have a job and are living off taxpayers.

Rule # 7 Keep your identity a secret

Rule # 8 Have a mentaility of a 13 year old

I believe our resident troll fits these characteristics and traits.

Anyone else want to add to the list?

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Apr 4 @ 6:23PM  
Be a hypocrite. Bitch about others who don't allow comments on blogs, and then block comments on their own blogs.

Create multiple id's and then have a "conversation" with all of them.

Apr 4 @ 6:24PM  
Rule # 9. Must be a know it all.

Rule # 10. Must sit in judgement of everyone like you think YOUR shit doesn't stink!


Apr 4 @ 6:26PM  
He's just a lonely little boy

Apr 4 @ 6:29PM  
Oh dang!!! I forgot to number mine!!

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Apr 4 @ 6:33PM  
# 11 Be a hypocrite.

# 12 Bitch about others who don't allow comments on blogs, and then block comments on their own blogs.

Create multiple id's and then have a "conversation" with all of them.

There ya go!

Apr 4 @ 6:45PM  
Cool!!! Thanks!!!!!

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Apr 4 @ 6:52PM  
Rule # 13 Never measure up to others in life

Apr 4 @ 6:56PM  
# 14 Post a comment and then hurry and cancel your own account like a coward.

(I remembered to number it this time)

Apr 4 @ 6:57PM  
Rule # 13. Make up your own interpretation of the things people say.

Apr 4 @ 6:57PM  
dang...well make mine #

Apr 4 @ 7:06PM  
dang...well make mine #


Apr 4 @ 7:36PM  
dang...well make mine #

C'mon see what I'm dealing with here.

Apr 4 @ 7:41PM  
You don't have to deal with me........or sugar. If you'd just take it upon yourself to get a life then you wouldn't feel the need to exact revenge on everyone here dipshit! Keep dancing puppet! YOU hang on to our every word and then twist those words to satisfy your own need for delusional entertainment. Have another drink..... you're a lifeless loser!

Apr 4 @ 8:39PM  
Rule #16 Must be a giant wart!


Apr 4 @ 9:27PM  
Rule #17 - Never clean your shower.

Apr 4 @ 9:49PM  
good one shadow!! that does ring a bell!

Apr 4 @ 10:02PM  
I don't know...maybe we should all just ignore it and let the AMD staff handle the problem.

Apr 7 @ 1:20AM  
#16 Such a nasty grumpy person that no one will have sex with you.

The Catholic church would use you to make sure all their priests are so turned off and shudder at the thought of sex.

Jan 3 @ 7:51PM  
I thought all trolls where 2 foot 4 inches fat green and hair and dumb as a cbunch of rocks
and have big noses with hairy warts at the end and are crossed eyed

Jan 3 @ 8:05PM I have missed you all!

Jan 3 @ 11:11PM  
Damn Good one Man!!!

Jan 3 @ 11:21PM  
I believe our resident troll fits these characteristics and traits
Yes but which one of his egos...........holy shit you can do the brady bunch theme song with all of him around here the past few days........

actually i find it rather must be like an infected wound to just keeps getting bigger and nastier and he tries to bring back another account in hopes we wont know who he is.......and of course he is an educated idiot so we all catch on.........and the wound just festers and festers more................anyone got a pin? lets pop this festering, pulsating, boil of pus...........

Jan 3 @ 11:29PM  
boil of pus.....

That's just nasty........ as it ever was....

Jan 4 @ 11:47AM  
That's just nasty........ as it ever was....
Without wax....Just warts and pus!!

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Trolling 101