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Bort's Birthday

posted 3/27/2011 5:47:05 AM |
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Well today I am sixty five years old and am officially a senior citizen. I get my pension end of April...not a great amount of money but enough to live comfortably. In honor of my birthday I have clothed myself with sixty five pairs of panties. The only problem is getting through the doors ...I gots ta wiggle alot ..

I was telling Bruce in a email a few weeks ago that I feel like a small fish that somehow wiggled through the net. Most of my friends were musicians or actors and many of them have passed many years ago because of the booze,drugs and late nights. I fortunately changed my sober and started excercising or I'm sure I wouldn't be here. One night while playing drums, I passed out and sent my drum kit rolling all over the stage. They had to get one of the roadies to fill in. You could say that was a wake up call for me...

Anyways ..I;m a very lucky man.

Yours truly ...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Mar 27 @ 6:14AM  
Happy Birthday Borty!
I'll bet you look adorable wiggling around with all those panties on!

Mar 27 @ 7:24AM  
happy birthday professor
hope all your panty dreams come true

Mar 27 @ 7:29AM  
Happy Birthday, may you have many more years inventing new panties

Mar 27 @ 8:04AM  
I guess I'm going to have to spank you Borty!!! I have you on my birthday list and I was going to post a blog for you.. you beat me to it! That damn need for sleep and all!

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

Okay ladies..... be prepared to give your panties up to the birthday boy!!!

Mar 27 @ 8:29AM  
happy birthday ooollldd buddy.

Mar 27 @ 8:58AM  
Happy Birthday my friend! I hope your day is filled with oodles of Panty deliveries and lots of unexpected sex

Mar 27 @ 9:22AM  
Have a great one!

Mar 27 @ 9:22AM  
Happy birthday, Borty!

Mar 27 @ 9:27AM  
Happy Birthday.
.Don't wear yourself out with all of the extra weight of your panties..

Mar 27 @ 9:38AM  
Happy Birthday !!

Mar 27 @ 10:07AM  

took me awhile to PICK something special for you....


Mar 27 @ 10:57AM  
Happy Birthday to you........
Happy Birthday to you...........
Happy Birthday Dearrrrrrr Borrrrrrty!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

So that's why my panty drawer was empty this morning!
Now take my panties off dammit! We've had this discussion before!!!!!
It's back to the closet with you!

Mar 27 @ 11:54AM  
First of all, HAPPY, HAPPY Birthday to you Borty. I do hope it is a great one for you.
You truly deserve it.....

Next, I am glad that you changed your lifestyle and are still here to celebrate this one and hopefully many more.

now where did my pink lace panties disappear to?

Mar 27 @ 1:59PM  

Mar 27 @ 2:20PM  
...You still beat our drum! happy Birthday Borty! I am wishing you a fabulous day!

Mar 27 @ 2:42PM  
In honor of my birthday I have clothed myself with sixty five pairs of panties.

You must look like the Pillsbury Doughboy with a panty fetish!

Anyway... Happy Birthday!!!


Mar 27 @ 3:12PM  
Happy Birthday, Bort!

Mar 27 @ 3:26PM  
Happy Birthday. Hope you have many more.

Mar 27 @ 3:39PM  
Happy Natal Day Sir Pantyman....

Mar 27 @ 4:07PM  
yeah, what everyone else said. have a great one borty, and many more good ones in the future.

Mar 27 @ 5:50PM  
Happy Birthday Borty!!!

In honor of my birthday I have clothed myself with sixty five pairs of panties. The only problem is getting through the doors ...I gots ta wiggle alot .

Glad you "cleaned up" your act. Who else do we know that can make such unique panties.

Mar 28 @ 5:16AM  
Happy Birthday Borty dear! I hope you spent the day just rolling in panties to your hearts content.

Just wondering if you cracked the secret for those Anti Gravity Space panties yet?

Luv DC


Mar 28 @ 10:58AM  

Mar 28 @ 3:07PM  
I have clothed myself with sixty five pairs of panties. The only problem is getting through the doors ...I gots ta wiggle alot ..

Pix or it never happened!

Happy Birthday Borty love! In honor of your birthday I'm granting you one week free of the closet!

Mar 28 @ 7:57PM  
Happy Birthday Darling. I think of you often.........well everyday when I put on my panties...........still wish you hadnt put that sticky strip in them...........still dont understand the use for them but on a good note.........I no longer have to shave my pussy.........

I miss you Bort........I wish you the happiest birthday ever.

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