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How To Go Fishing!

posted 3/25/2011 1:24:39 AM |
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or Sex?' she said, 'Wear sun-block.'"

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Mar 25 @ 6:40AM  

Mar 25 @ 10:40AM  
See? Using sex to get what you want can work for either partner!


Mar 25 @ 4:15PM  

Mar 25 @ 6:19PM  
Man..I'da said, "Sex then I get to go fishing too."

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