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posted 3/21/2011 2:05:12 AM |
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Something that a friend of mine sent to me that was too good not to pass on. Enjoy!

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership...
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 m.p.h., enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95,
pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state
trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over
to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can
give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State
trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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Mar 21 @ 5:40AM  
if it was my ex wife I'd have floored it too

Mar 21 @ 10:58AM  
That was cute and funny! I am glad to hear some sense a humor out of the elderly and the cops!

Mar 21 @ 11:29AM  

Mar 21 @ 1:03PM  

That's as good as the elderly gentleman at the bar a few years ago that said all of his ex-wives had the same name. After a pause as we waited to hear he said...


Mar 21 @ 1:34PM  
Funny one, i like it, a kudo your way

Mar 21 @ 5:13PM  
That's a good one!

Apr 27 @ 10:48AM  
Now that made my whole week. I needed that! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

Jan 7 @ 9:41AM  
now that is funny!

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