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Should A Child Witness Birth?

posted 3/20/2011 9:06:52 AM |
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Here's your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-yr
old boy to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and After a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Matthew for his
help and asked the wide-eyed 5-yr old what he thought about what
he had just witnessed.
Matthew quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place..........spank his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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Mar 20 @ 9:37AM  
Ohhhh..That is funny...

Mar 20 @ 9:49AM  

Mar 20 @ 10:18AM  
Should A Child Witness Birth?

Sure... why not??? After all, I witnessed my birth............... well... I couldn't see what was happening but, I'm sure I heard and felt it- just don't remember!


Mar 20 @ 11:38AM  
Good one!

Mar 20 @ 1:53PM  
...that was hysterically funny!...ought of the mouth of babes. I just hope he doesn't tell the next pregnant lady he sees to hold a flashlight down by her vagina so little johnny can find his way out!

Mar 20 @ 6:45PM  
Another good one mr. hog, great job

Mar 20 @ 6:54PM  
Gotta love the logic of a 5 year old!

Mar 20 @ 10:32PM  
Funny stuff Hog!

Mar 21 @ 4:37PM  
Been gone a day or two but thanks for the comments!

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