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Idle boobs are the devil's playthings.

posted 3/18/2011 3:57:37 AM |
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  Acatchyusername

I had fast food tonight for the first time in like, forevre. I had that mcdonald's chipotle angus burger, and I gotta say, I now remember why I swore it off. It was sinfully good, so much so that I'm craving another already. You should go get one. Yup. Mhmm. Right now. It's just......delicious. My fries were a little soggy though, but still, that BURGER =D

Enough about food though. I want to talk about a subject that I'm sure a lot of you are mildly familliar with: sex. I myself haven't had sex in several weeks, because I don't "get" the primal need for it. It's an amusing diversion sure, but I don't really...crave it. I'm sure that if I never have sex for the rest of my life that I would live. I mean there's other, more interesting things to do in life. Like read a good book, or exercise, or veg out in front of the telly. So I ask you, my gentle snowflakes, why do you crave sex? What drives that animalistic urge within you to make whoopie? Was Charles Nelson Reilly truly a mighty man?

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nativeamr35

Mar 18 @ 6:11AM  
For me its the chemical reactions in my brain and body. Also, the pleasure of seeing a women pleased.
TwistAndShout

Mar 18 @ 6:15AM  
Like you, I can take or leave sex. So why engage in it, you ask? I got two words for you - clean sheets.

Hot, passionate, wet, messy, sex itself is, well, okay. But.... It creates the perfect excuse to put fresh, downy soft, cool, clean, 800 thread count Egyptian combed cotton linen on my bed. And the feel of luxurious linen against my bare skin... Pure ecstasy! Neither sex or chipotle angus burgers can match that.

michael45191

Mar 22 @ 1:02AM  
Uncontrollable hormones

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