Idle boobs are the devil's playthings. posted 3/18/2011 3:57:37 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, bored

Acatchyusername

I had fast food tonight for the first time in like, forevre. I had that mcdonald's chipotle angus burger, and I gotta say, I now remember why I swore it off. It was sinfully good, so much so that I'm craving another already. You should go get one. Yup. Mhmm. Right now. It's just......delicious. My fries were a little soggy though, but still, that BURGER =D

Enough about food though. I want to talk about a subject that I'm sure a lot of you are mildly familliar with: sex. I myself haven't had sex in several weeks, because I don't "get" the primal need for it. It's an amusing diversion sure, but I don't really...crave it. I'm sure that if I never have sex for the rest of my life that I would live. I mean there's other, more interesting things to do in life. Like read a good book, or exercise, or veg out in front of the telly. So I ask you, my gentle snowflakes, why do you crave sex? What drives that animalistic urge within you to make whoopie? Was Charles Nelson Reilly truly a mighty man?

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