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posted 3/16/2011 7:45:44 AM |
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as i look back with that 20/20 vision, i realize that perhaps losing a working keyboard and mouse for a short term might have been a good thing....for example, I had planned to share a shameless story, about me being the in local park walking my sweet dogs and being struck by a $hit pain so severe, it made my eyes water. It would have been something like this....I was walking both dogs, one is an old fellow, and he pokes along, the other is a youngster, who has had very little training so requires constant corrections and we (me and the boys) are about 2 miles or as it felt at the time...TWO MILES...from my truck, when this $hit pain from Hell grips me. I thinking, "oh Lordy, what am i going to do, which way is closer to the truck....can I no, old Jake couldnt keep we will just walk as quickly as possible....and the irony that every other dog there was a shitsue...(lol I crack me up)so finally we are at the truck door, and a cute little old couple want to chat with the dogs...I'm sorry, but my total dignaty was at stake, so i brushed them the dogs in the truck, and flew the few blocks home...I wheel into my drive on two wheel, leave the dogs in the truck, with only one quick glance back ( and they are looking at me so as to say "WTF...we've been walking...we are dogs...we want a drink of water, and a nap, but i only have one thing on my mind....fortunetly....I made it, within a few moments I was wondering what i was making such a big deal about. so as you can see, clearly this isnt what a lady, such as myself would share with peeps on the internet.

Or the short tale of the young girls I work with all "a giggle" over a handsome young chap in our waiting room....he was the cowboy girl shyly whispered "I dated a cowboy", I rolled by eyes and said, "I screwed a cowboy"....they are very young and sooo easy to turn over their tickle boxes.

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Mar 16 @ 1:09PM  
....ha!...I am just glad you popped in and said ANYTHING!

Mar 16 @ 1:36PM  
Glad you made it home in time. Hopefully you made it up to Jake and the little one for them having to wait out in the truck.

Glad to see you stopped in.

Mar 16 @ 2:38PM  
I geet those feelings quite often and I sometimes have trouble to get there in time and I'm seldom over 20 feet from one

Mar 16 @ 4:11PM  
Been there, done that. Almost as bad are the cramps you feel afterwards in your "holding in" muscles.

Mar 16 @ 11:57PM  
Well I tink t's because you don't stop by more to say hi! We miss you wit around here!

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