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Momma Can I Mow The Lawn?

posted 3/15/2011 4:54:10 AM |
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I start this blog off by telling you, my gentle snowflakes, that I was informed that my blog comments were locked out to many people, and that issue is now resolved. Now then. I wis to regale you all with a tale that my grandmother told me once when I visited her in her nursing home.

"Once upon a time, in a land far far away called Canada, there was a young woman named Gertrude. Gertrude was a pretty girl, with beautiful flowing blonde hair, a slim figure, and she was very intelligent. All of the boys dreamed of her, all of the girls were envious of her and wanted to be her. Her life was going great. She was prom queen, valedictorian of her high school class, and got into a great college. Then Gertrude was hit by a bus. The end."

After my grandma finished telling me this...perculiar tale, I asked her what the moral of the story was. Her response was "I like chocolate pudding!" I then realized that I was in the wrong room. It wasn't my fault, I was only seven years old at the time.

The moral of this story? Stay with the group and don't talk to strangers.

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foxyroxy270

Mar 15 @ 5:03AM  
You are a strange bird...lol, but whom am I to judge. In any event as the song says...."to believe in this living is just a hard way to go". And I'm not waiting, I'm in or I'm out.......

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