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Isn't insomnia a type of beverage?

posted 3/14/2011 2:29:07 AM |
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  Acatchyusername

No, not this time, this time I know I can do it. You know what I mean. There's always that little intro to the blog on the page that let's people know what it's about. Well this time I'm beating it! If you want to know what this post is about, you'll actually have to click it. I know, that's like, a shocker right? Having to click my blog to know what I'm talking about? It's a totall bummer! You'll have to mouse on over and click it and hopefully this thing is long enough to beat it out because honestly, I'm running out of banter. I'm not a banter-machine you know! I can't just crank out the banter like some sort of....of......banter......thing. Anyway. Onto the juicy bits! The meat and potatoes! The real blog post!

Ok so get this, I'm tired. Like really tired. And I'm doing homework. Well, not at the moment. I'm typping out this blog telling you I'm doing my homework because thats what people who write blogs do. They inform people of the daily gonigs-on in their life. So here I am doing homework and I'm like "I'm bored, I should tell those few people who read my thoughts on that dating site what I'm doing" So I got on my PC, checked my email (my real email, not the one on here) and some dude I hadn't heard from in like......five years had emailed me and wanted to hook up with me, and I was like "no way dude I barely know you anymore!" Isn't that awesome? Isn't writing blogs fun? Have you noticed that this is little more than a parody of people that write meaning.....less....

Shit. I'm one of them now aren't I?

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