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posted 3/11/2011 7:46:29 PM |
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  hog77297

This is a story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the
building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of
straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build
my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man
said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking
pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

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pinklipstick2

Mar 11 @ 8:10PM  
LadyRamRod

Mar 11 @ 8:42PM  
Well hog the little boy was right
RevDocLove

Mar 11 @ 10:56PM  
I don't care who you are..That was fuckin' hilarious
tassie1

Mar 12 @ 4:48AM  
well thats what I'd have said
whisperingcomet

Mar 12 @ 8:43AM  
sugarnspice005

Mar 12 @ 10:10AM  
Kids got a point.
lilofval

Mar 12 @ 10:26AM  
Out of the mouths of babes ....
1bunny629

Mar 12 @ 1:17PM  
...so, the bartender asked me "what can a hook ya up with?"...i said a big black cock....ya really need to think about how you ask someone something....
KitKat25

Mar 12 @ 10:44PM  
Greenie! That was funny and so like a kid.

Whenever I read Goldilocks and the Three Bears there's always one kid in the group who will ask me what porridge is. So one day I was explaining this to a 4-year-old boy after we had finished the story...and he looked me straight in the eye and said, "Bears don't eat porridge...they eat people!" I bit my lip...and left the room.
lkb66

Mar 13 @ 8:55PM  

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