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posted 3/10/2011 10:27:34 PM |
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The man comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" asks the doctor.
"Yes I have," says the man." And has she helped you make a decision? ""Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."

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Mar 10 @ 11:21PM  
That was a funny one hog

Mar 11 @ 9:26AM  
Damn !!! Glad I only paid $400 for my 12 footer

Mar 11 @ 7:19PM  

I guess we know who wears the pants in that family.

Mar 11 @ 7:40PM  

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