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JOHN DEERE SALESMAN JOKE-----SOUTHERN HUMOR

posted 3/9/2011 10:08:53 AM |
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt
from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately
in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'somethin'
sexy to a tractor'."

[Don't make me come 'splain this to you. Read the last line again slowly
and out loud]

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Wordsofwit

Mar 9 @ 10:12AM  
1bunny629

Mar 9 @ 1:15PM  
hog77297

Mar 9 @ 1:17PM  
Shyguy another good one!
needsomenow789

Mar 9 @ 4:03PM  
Great joke shyguy
LadyRamRod

Mar 9 @ 6:46PM  
another funny one shyguy, great
casuallylooking

Mar 9 @ 7:04PM  
lkb66

Mar 9 @ 8:20PM  
Good one shyguy!
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Mar 14 @ 3:34PM  
good one

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