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posted 3/8/2011 4:08:36 PM |
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  shyguy140

Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he was last."

Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's 'politically correct' for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't have to fight off occasional unwelcome advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.

Bill rolled over and said, "Janet, is that you?"




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Wordsofwit

Mar 8 @ 4:15PM  
Sorry, I have to say it, I will get shit for it too. But this is a last century's political joke...STALE Hell, even George Bush jokes are now stale
cottoncandydragon

Mar 8 @ 7:48PM  
I hadn't heard this one. Change the names and it could be current.
hog77297

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Mar 8 @ 7:50PM  
Shy Guy, I had never heard it so It was funny to me!
Thanks for the laugh!
40DWM

Mar 8 @ 7:53PM  
YES, that is funny. Made me laugh, anyway. Thanks for the chuckle.
BUT........I always thought Hilary and Janet had a thing......you ever see Chelsea?
LadyRamRod

Mar 8 @ 10:44PM  
Good joke shyguy, liked it
RevDocLove

Mar 9 @ 8:13AM  
That was an oldie but goodie
69oak69

Mar 9 @ 1:10PM  
I hadn't heard this particular joke before. It's pretty good, but I've heard similar jokes involving other political figures, though with some noise other than breaking wind. That part was new.
KitKat25

Mar 9 @ 8:51PM  
Funny stuff Shyguy!

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