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  DickSlippery

Ok...I lied. Well, maybe not so much lied as misdirected. Ok...fuck it, I lied. This blog has nothing 2 do with bitches who take it up the ass. Maybe another day I will tackle that subject. Instead, 2day I would like 2 do something I have never done. I want 2 make A PUBLIC APOLOGY 2 any and all females I may have given shit over the whole cumfuckme email issue.

I am fucking sorry. I really thought U guys were acting like a bunch of fucking whiners over (what I percieved 2 be) stupid shit. I had no goddamn clue what U ladies were dealing with here. My problem wuz (I now understand) that I wuz approaching the issue from a male perspective, and on this subject, that just won't work. It's like trying 2 understand what it's like 2 have a period. Until U find Urself buying tampons (and using them) U just aren't going 2 get it. This is a similar insomuch as U have either been there or U haven't, and until U have been there U just aren't going 2 get it!!!

I have been blogging on a regular basis now 4 like three months or so. My profile has been up and I have had pictures posted the entire time. 2 date I have had ZERO picture comments, ZERO shout-outs and I have accumulated maybe fifteen winks (twelve of which are from other guys!). This is the barometer I had been using 2 guage how much of an inconvienence this wuz 4 Y'all. It mighta worked 2, if it wuzn't kinda like using a tachometer 2 figure out the room temperature. Still, it couldn't be that big of a difference...could it?

I mean, honestly...could it?

Last week my wife became a member of AMD. She filled out her essays, posted some pictures and then logged off. She hasn't been back online since. 2day, just 4 shits and giggles, I decided 2 check whether or not her pics had been approved yet (they had). Business as usual, right?

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Do U realize this bitch has fifty-five emails, at least a dozen friend requests, eighteen picture comments, two shout-outs (one of them is mine, I'll admit) and five fucking pages of winks! And she hasn't even logged in yet! I had no fucking idea it wuz like this! Who knows what will happen when she becomes active on this motherfucker! We may have 2 buy a membership just 2 handle the fucking onslaught of email she is bound 2 recieve (considering the amount she has already recieved without saying so much as boo!)!

Ladies...I honestly did not know it wuz like this 4 y'all. I suspect that very few of the other males using this site are aware of what U have 2 deal with just 2 participate. It is really kinda mindboggling. The sheer number of contacts makes me wonder...does this shit ever work? Does anyone ever respond 2 these clowns? 4 that matter...are these guys that have been emailing her all clowns (I am basing that opinion on the fact she hasn't yet been online, so none of these guys could possibly know her yet), or could there possibly be someone of substance hidden there amongst all the flotsam and jetsom? Is it worth even checking?

At any rate...I just wanted 2 tell U that my eyes have been opened at last. I offer my humble apologies 2 each and every one of U 4 my misunderstanding of the gravity of this situation. I should have known better. These are hard dicks we are talking about here. After all, guys with boners aren't neccessarily in the running 4 the Nobel Prize. They are...well...guys with boners. I don't know why on Earth I would ever expect them 2 act like they were anything other than that. I know whenever I am a guy with a boner, that's all I fucking am until that boner gets taken care of.

And just when I thought I fucking knew it all. Go figure.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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tlc0766

Jan 16 @ 5:50PM  
Hey DS don't forget the stupid email thread in the forums, she can post some of the real winners in there! and apology accepted and now I am going to go give you a wink!!
DickSlippery

Jan 16 @ 5:53PM  
I sooooo need a new mechanic...or at least someone 2 tighten this loose screw I got!

DS
StraddleMyNose

Jan 16 @ 5:56PM  
You're a class act DS! Giving ya a kudo!
openmindedguy71

Jan 16 @ 6:04PM  
Hey DS i know I haven't see up close and personal th reaction of seeing that much mail and shit, but I can almost imagine it. It is almost like stepping into a womans mind for a brief moment. First there is the confusion of trying to focus on everything at once, the feeling you get of generating so mail so quickly, and the way you get to go through all that mail and laugh your ass off at the stupid guys with hardons saying some of the stupidest shit they say. I could never be a woman but I try to imagine sometimes what it is like. Have fun you two.
cumingcppl

Jan 16 @ 7:05PM  
iT'S ABOUT TIME THAT A PERON OF THE MALE SPECIES REALIZES HOW WOMEN GET TREATED! MORE MEN NEED TO REALIZE THIS!
ponme

Jan 16 @ 7:11PM  
Ahh yeah, have her sign in showing online and see how many she gets in half hour! Totally serious. I hardly ever sign in online anymore cuz the wanna fucks go insane the instant they smell pussy.
uhohs

Jan 16 @ 7:15PM  
Just a quick question. Why do you use "2","4" and "U" instead of "to,two,too,for,four,you"? Just an observation I never understood why people do it. It surely isn't to shorten your writing since you obviously write quite a bit. Thanks.

DickSlippery

Jan 16 @ 7:19PM  
Mostly becuz no one else does. There is a method 2 my madness...although no one seems 2 have picked up on it quite yet,,,

DS
2passionate4u767

Jan 16 @ 8:25PM  
DS.. you keep on surprising me... here's a wink and a kudo...

you'd also get a hug if you weren't so far away... lol

and tell your wife to toughen up... she will have to have thick skin at times on this site!
str8ngr84u2

Jan 16 @ 8:37PM  
Haha DS Yes we do get ALOT. I am also giving you a kudo and a wink!
dixxxbitch

Jan 16 @ 9:27PM  
Hi yall...
My Slippery man does have a bit of a insite on the female perspective.. Gotta love him for it. Isn't he wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hereis a wink and a for my sweet sexy baby!!!!!
NightOfOld

Jan 16 @ 9:30PM  
Right on D.S.

I'm giving kudo's for this one.
jump9

Jan 16 @ 10:09PM  
Hows your neighbor "stevens" doing? Has he applied for "friends request"...with your wife?.......rutrow....
JJN4Fun

Jan 17 @ 12:06AM  
Thank you SO much for posting this, DS! Really, it's hard for someone to understand the volume of mail, winks, and friends requests one can get until you see it for yourself. And you are so right that when she starts becoming more active on the site - and especially if she blogs - the email go through the roof. That was one of the points I was trying to make in my "Oh Hell No!" blog...

dixxxbitch, welcome to AMD!

Two thumbs up and a kudo for the good blog, DS!
r_pyromaniac

Jan 17 @ 1:26AM  
Ive known about this kinda thing for a long time. it always pisses me off. all of my ex's have been a member of some social website and I've been privileged enough to see what happens. they get every tom dick and retard pounding thier email to death. whereas Im a member of about 5-7ish social websites and I get collectivly 3-4 emails a day. here I get a wink maybe once every 2 days an not one email reply. granted Im semi new here and my area is devoid of humans (how? I dont know), so I dont expect a lot. I still find it weird.
wtxman

Jan 17 @ 6:39AM  
Hey Ds great blog and another kudo for you,although I don't think the "wanna be men" will get it at all. We at the Cellar know all about your "method to your madness" and miss you being here.

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