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JOKE: Which is Worse?

posted 1/16/2007 11:39:05 AM |

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Chedda1741

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

Which is Worse?

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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BigFlirt

Jan 16 @ 12:05PM

Lets see the girlfriend can be replaced. The wife can be replaced too. Now if your finger and your pecker are the same size i hope you have damn big fingers, if not you better figure out how to keep the wife or girlfriend...lol...I think #3 would be the worse my fingers are not that big...lol

cabl_guy

Jan 16 @ 12:18PM

Definately # 3

Argit01

Jan 16 @ 12:35PM

Definitely number 3, but if it was 3 feet long I wouldn't have a problem as I would fold it in three before sex.

openmindedguy71

Jan 16 @ 1:01PM

I think number 3 as well if your pecker is no bigger than your finger then you are quite lucky to have a wife or a girlfriend let alone both. Somebody is buying a new bmw thats for sure....

Ashinatrix

Jan 16 @ 1:32PM

K.......I know Im a girl, but......

NightOfOld

Jan 16 @ 1:44PM

Although all of them are bad. I'd half to say No. 3 also.

FFMatt

Jan 16 @ 4:11PM

1) Tell the GF that your marriage is ending, Tell her that your sorry that she found out this way, you've been wanting to confess the whole thing to her, and you like her a lot, but she can leave if she feels she has to. Basically your full of BS... which if your asshole enough to do shit like that in the first place, then you need to be prepared to BS some more.

2) Tell her that you got really drunk and thought it would be an interesting kinky move to do for her.

3) Mabey they are quite the grower variety? even then, it would still have to be kinda small. But just imagine, if it was able to fit while limp, if it got hard... ohh the agony... If the GF wanted to be truely cruel... she could have put it on, then fed him Viagra.

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