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posted 1/16/2007 11:39:05 AM |
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Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

Which is Worse?

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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Jan 16 @ 12:05PM  
Lets see the girlfriend can be replaced. The wife can be replaced too. Now if your finger and your pecker are the same size i hope you have damn big fingers, if not you better figure out how to keep the wife or think #3 would be the worse my fingers are not that

Jan 16 @ 12:18PM  
Definately # 3

Jan 16 @ 12:35PM  
Definitely number 3, but if it was 3 feet long I wouldn't have a problem as I would fold it in three before sex.

Jan 16 @ 1:01PM  
I think number 3 as well if your pecker is no bigger than your finger then you are quite lucky to have a wife or a girlfriend let alone both. Somebody is buying a new bmw thats for sure....

Jan 16 @ 1:32PM  
K.......I know Im a girl, but......

Jan 16 @ 1:44PM  
Although all of them are bad. I'd half to say No. 3 also.

Jan 16 @ 4:11PM  
1) Tell the GF that your marriage is ending, Tell her that your sorry that she found out this way, you've been wanting to confess the whole thing to her, and you like her a lot, but she can leave if she feels she has to. Basically your full of BS... which if your asshole enough to do shit like that in the first place, then you need to be prepared to BS some more.

2) Tell her that you got really drunk and thought it would be an interesting kinky move to do for her.

3) Mabey they are quite the grower variety? even then, it would still have to be kinda small. But just imagine, if it was able to fit while limp, if it got hard... ohh the agony... If the GF wanted to be truely cruel... she could have put it on, then fed him Viagra.

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