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JOKE: The Mailman's Last Day

posted 1/16/2007 11:38:37 AM |
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of >>weather to the same
neighborhood.
> >
>>When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted
by the whole family there, who >>congratulated him and sent him on
his way with a big gift envelope.
> >
> >At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
> >
> >The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
> >fishing lures.
> >
> >At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful *blonde* in a revealing >>negligee. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind
>>him), >>and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew
his mind with the most >>passionate love >>he had ever experienced.
> >
> >When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a
giant
> >breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
> >fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming >>coffee. As she was pouring, he
noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom >>edge.
> >
> >"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's
> >the dollar for?"
> >
> >"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we >>should do something special
for you. I asked him what to
>>give you."
> >
> >He said, "Screw him - - - give him a dollar."
> >
> >The blonde then blushed and said, "The breakfast was my idea"

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