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WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD TO LEARN

posted 2/24/2011 10:10:51 AM |
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Some examples of how some words are used in different ways. Can you think of any more?


We polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

A farm can produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

The present is a good time to present the present.

At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

The dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?





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1bunny629

Feb 24 @ 12:27PM  
...hmmmmmmmmmmm...I don't think sewer is a word...she may sew or she sews many things, but she is a seamstress, not a sewer.
....and number is more numb. His jaw become more numb after the doctor injected him with more novacaine, but it didn't get number...just more numb.
1bunny629

Feb 24 @ 12:29PM  
...similar to...I found this in the mine, so it is mine....not "mines" because mine is already plural.
needsomenow789

Feb 24 @ 8:53PM  
Very interseting
PinkToeNails

Feb 25 @ 8:25AM  
....not "mines"

That's fucking hilarious right there! ....

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