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THREE ITALIAN NUNS

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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter .

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."




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NightOfOld

Feb 23 @ 11:19AM  


tassie1

Feb 23 @ 1:19PM  
PeachyKeen

Feb 23 @ 2:20PM  
RevDocLove

Feb 23 @ 2:58PM  
I know a girl who worked the Alaska Pipeline out of the back of a heavy duty
one ton Dodge van one summer..She came with a nice paycheck for about
4 months
sugarnspice005

Feb 23 @ 6:25PM  

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