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  Wordsofwit

I am going to attempt to get quasi straddlesque.

Guys, when you visit a woman's home and have to use bathroom, do you check to see if your efforts have modified the toilet in any way? If so, do you attempt to restore it to its original condition?

Ladies, what has your experience been with men in this regard?

Bonus question: If at a party or group gathering and you discover somebody has abused the privilege of the pot, do you say anything to the host(s) about it?

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flavorbuster

Feb 22 @ 12:59PM  
If so, do you attempt to restore it to its original condition?
Hell Yes If I have an accidental dribble I clean it up out of respect & mainly because it's the proper thing to do. A pig belongs outside in the slop with the rest of the pigs right ladies ... Okay I'm sucking ass a little but it's a fact Jack.
If at a party or group gathering and you discover somebody has abused the privilege of the pot, do you say anything to the host(s) about it?
I will not get hostile until the guilty party, if found, refuses to clean it up. I know I'm venturing outside the box a little. < hmmn !!! That seems like a sex problem ... Anyway I find it irritable to use the urinal at my jobs office building & have to step in sticky piss. Women aren't the only that get mad about Tee Tee carelessly dropped off or released. Hell even a dog will pick a tree, a tire, or side of a house which may belong to you but they don't know better .... We do.
somnium

Feb 22 @ 1:15PM  
do you attempt to restore it to its original condition?

Of course... saves any grumbling under her breath I might detect plus any 'knife-throwing' stares I would have to endure! Makes life so much easier!


soft_touch938

Feb 22 @ 1:29PM  
99% of the men that comes into my home leaves the toilet seat up and sprinkles on the rim...just like they do at home for someone else to clean up...

I have cleaned up someone else's "business" more than once and although men are the worst at leaving a mess, women...experienced in the Eagles restroom...can be just horrible. Nuttin' like fishing a used bloody tampon out of a toilet that wouldn't flush down....
flavorbuster

Feb 22 @ 1:38PM  
Nuttin' like fishing a used bloody tampon out of a toilet that wouldn't flush down....
I cleaned houses of evicted families until I found a bloody tampon in the refrigerator which made that my last day & that job short lived.
theSkwirl

Feb 22 @ 1:41PM  
Luckily .. with dogs in the house, I've learned my boys to not make a mess and be sure to close the toilet lid and all.. cuz otherwise the dogs get in it.
Wordsofwit

Feb 22 @ 1:42PM  
Guys, when you visit a woman's home and have to use bathroom, do you check to see if your efforts have modified the toilet in any way? If so, do you attempt to restore it to its original condition?

When in Rome do as the Romans do is the old saying that I have in this situation. That translates to sitting down for all business in there and reduces the risk. I also leave it as I found it.

Bonus question: If at a party or group gathering and you discover somebody has abused the privilege of the pot, do you say anything to the host(s) about it?

Sometimes I mention to the host, but usually women mention first. But by saying something about it, you don't get accused of being the poopatrator of the crime, especially if somebody has previously freckled the toilet.
RJ53

Feb 22 @ 1:44PM  
A few male friends have had bathroom lockout at my house through the years for bad bathroom manners. Missing the toilet is one thing but taking a crap and not flushing is going too far. They got the hint and the manners improved.
Wordsofwit

Feb 22 @ 2:01PM  
Sometimes if I go in there to pee and there is a floater, I'll help out by strafing it. It is kind of satisfying to watch the pieces fly off and then it sink in the brown cloud.
sugarnspice005

Feb 22 @ 2:35PM  
With my job, all I've got to say is that I've often wondered how a lot of these people do in fact act when at a friends/relative's house and if they do clean up behind them selves if they make a mess. Let me tell you...like Softie says, it isn't just a "man thing", I've seen some of the "messes" women can leave too.

As to my own home, I remember a guy my youngest sister used to see, he was a jerk. One time they had stopped by where Mick and lived up in Tawas, and the boyfriend used the bathroom, and I swear the guy needed glasses cause there was a lot of piss on the floor. Well, Mick was the one who discovered it, and I'll never forget how he came back outside, told the boyfriend to "get your ass in that bathroom and clean your own fucking piss off the floor before I wipe the floor with your tongue". That poor sap, he never did use the bathroom at our house again after that.

In answer to the bonus question. Yes, I would let the host/hostess know there was an "abuse of the privilege of the pot".
tassie1

Feb 22 @ 2:40PM  
we have 3 boys still in school...
you figure it out
NightOfOld

Feb 22 @ 3:01PM  


Yes and Yes
RevDocLove

Feb 22 @ 5:41PM  
, do you attempt to restore it to its original condition?

I do it at home so, of course I do it wherever I go..literally
PinkToeNails

Feb 22 @ 6:00PM  
I applaud flavor for cleaning efforts! ...

We should all take it upon ourselves as decent people to clean up behind ourselves. At work, I refuse to use the employee bathroom cause those guys up there leave a little puddle right in front of the toilet. I go to the guest ladies bathroom and my boss has gotten onto me for it but when I go to the restroom and pull my pants down to sit and pee, I will NOT let my pant legs lay in piss! Not gonna do it!

KitKat25

Feb 22 @ 8:13PM  
I've met some men who have been real princes when it comes to their bathroom etiquette...and others who I suspect were raised in a barn. But I've seen the same rude behavior from other females... so I don't think this problem is gender specific.

If I make a mess...I clean it up. It's that simple. If I come upon a mess in my bathroom while company is over...I request that whoever recently used the bathroom please go back and clean up their mess...because I'm not their freakin' maid. I've only had to do this twice. Both times I was met with laughter...and a clean bathroom.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 22 @ 8:35PM  
Guys, when you visit a woman's home and have to use bathroom, do you check to see if your efforts have modified the toilet in any way? If so, do you attempt to restore it to its original condition?
Of course

Bonus question: If at a party or group gathering and you discover somebody has abused the privilege of the pot, do you say anything to the host(s) about it?
Yeah, that would piss me off, and I would say something.

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