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"BIG" TEXAS JOKE

posted 2/21/2011 12:17:31 PM |
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  shyguy140

The travelin’ Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.

As they undressed, he said, “I’m from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything.” The girl only nodded and smiled.

As they began to make love, he exclaimed, “Golleeeee, lil’ Lady! What part of Texas y’all from?”

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RevDocLove

Feb 21 @ 12:21PM  
Was that Billy Bob Bruce??
Wordsofwit

Feb 21 @ 12:29PM  
Alternate ending:

As they began to make love, she exclaimed, “Part of you is from Rhode Island!”
NightOfOld

Feb 21 @ 12:38PM  


I've met gals like that.
tassie1

Feb 21 @ 1:26PM  
I keep tellin you guys to keep my ex wife out of this
ynot7769

Feb 21 @ 2:11PM  
poor guy.................maybe he was wrong bout tex..and WOW .. good alternate ending lol
Wordsofwit

Feb 21 @ 2:26PM  
Thanks YNOT. Isn't there some line about a BB and a bowling alley?
hog77297

Feb 21 @ 7:15PM  
Damn Tassie I didn't know you married my X!

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