Who has a wit, albeit dim,
and scrambles hard to insult them?
Who has a face that'd stop a clock
and is idolized by Mr. Cock?
Who uses words like they were flails
and doesn't understand when she fails?
Who rambles on with stale old jokes
and strongly reacts to others' pokes?
Who, I ask you, could she be?
If you don't know, then don't ask me.
Thank you, thank you very much... the scribe is in da house.
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lunanegra
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Feb 20 @ 4:55PM
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 Your Skwirly wrath is loooong overdue.
Take notes pretentious windbags, this is what brilliance mixed with warmhearted approachability looks like. Someday you'll get there.  Maybe...
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NightOfOld
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Feb 20 @ 4:56PM
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 lubs dat Skwirl.
Want a greenie little Skwirl. 
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theSkwirl
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Feb 20 @ 5:04PM
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Mmmm Skwirly wrath tastes niiiiiiice! Wanna bite?
Lubs da Night toooo!
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 20 @ 5:21PM
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That is cleverly comedic plus original  Automatic greenie.
Who has a face that'd stop a clock
But being honest, if that is really her picture, I have to say that she is kind of cute  Of course, the only way a man could enjoy a date with her is if she was passed out 
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somnium
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Feb 20 @ 5:26PM
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Thank you, thank you very much...
Elvis?... Elvis..... is that you???
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sugarnspice005
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Feb 20 @ 6:10PM
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Yes my favorite Skwirly friend, you do have a way with words. 
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RevDocLove
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Feb 20 @ 8:21PM
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 Uh huh, oh yeah 
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RevDocLove
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Feb 20 @ 8:28PM
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Ok so I'm one of the last holdouts, but this little gem sealed the envelope of doubt for me.....
Are you all so jealous that cocktail has intelligence, some have it, some don't, he has it, you don't, that shouldn't be hard to understand, should it? Unless your as stupid as Billy Bob Bruce, then i can see why you wouldn't understand  
To quote myself, FUCKIN' DUH 
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lunanegra
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Feb 20 @ 10:06PM
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Are you all so jealous that cocktail has intelligence, some have it, some don't, he has it, you don't, that shouldn't be hard to understand, should it?
If I may, and I hope both are reading this. Cocktail, or whatever incarnation he shows up in may be erudite, learned, educated and so everyone in his circle gives him pats on the back and the platitudes go to his head.
However he comes here and thinks he can enlighten those he thinks are beneath him intellectually. No one is jealous of him, that's what he's convinced himself and you to cover-up the fact that he's isolated everyone hes come in contact here. He doesnt have a human reach; in what he's trying so hard to shun and ridicule...he wants so hard to be apart of.
There are quite a few here who can carry their own, including myself. We might not express it in such a smarmy and elegant way, but trust me- no one's stupid here. You're just out of touch with how real people socialize and you have no way to reconcile that anger except at the bottom of glass after glass of a mixed drink, and trolling...mind you(and if were going by the correct info)you, an author...with refined tastes...and a good-paying job...here, trolling an obscure Adult community in a drunken stupor every few weeks in alias after alias.
Uh, what's there to be jealous of again? I dont think I'd be of someone that's really unhappy inside..what's there to envy?
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 20 @ 10:50PM
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He plays her (assuming she is real) masterfully like a violin. Unfortunately, it is very much out of tune and played off key so there is never any music, just screeching noise that delights her ears in her ignorance.
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1bunny629
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Feb 21 @ 1:03AM
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...my pupis trying so hard not to sleep after her bathy bath and ball throwing scenario that she is sneakung slight snores in between blinky eyes...I am about there too...i wish you all peaceful sleep and good harmony for tomorrow. hugs, M
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Linda318
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Feb 21 @ 1:46AM
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A greenie for you!!
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flavorbuster
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Feb 21 @ 8:49AM
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Wanna hear my poem .... Oh I got a 100 pound pecker
I found a girl and tried to wreck her
with my 100 pound pecker
She was too damned fast I couldn't catch her
weighing me down to the point of not getting any fur burger
was the awful result of the 100 pound pecker
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lilofval
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Feb 21 @ 9:19PM
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KnightsSearch
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Jan 29 @ 3:07PM
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SKWiRL FOR PRES
2012
SKWRIL has all the right answers
SKWIR: FOR PRES
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