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LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE WATCH

posted 2/20/2011 9:12:21 AM |
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  shyguy140

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Little Johnny.

'Nope,' replied Jimmy.

'Well, did you get it for Christmas then?'

Again Jimmy says, 'Nope.'

'You didn't steal it, did you?' asks Little Johnny.

'No,' said Jimmy. 'I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.

That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, 'What do you want now?'

'I wanna watch,' Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, 'Fine. Stand in the corner, but keep quiet.'

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RevDocLove

Feb 20 @ 9:55AM  
Well , alrighty then
NightOfOld

Feb 20 @ 10:24AM  

How long did he watch ?
hog77297

Feb 20 @ 11:31AM  
Well having to watch is just not all that unless you have some toys of your on to play with!
sugarnspice005

Feb 20 @ 4:50PM  
Yeah...I agree with Night....how long did he watch?

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