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AGE ETIQUETTE ADVICE posted 2/18/2011 6:53:26 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, age   shyguy140 Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Mini skirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. In line skates and a walker And last , but not least 13. Thongs and Depends Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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RevDocLove	Feb 18 @ 8:31AM
	You got that right Most of 'em sound like your typical WalMart Woman shopper No offense meant to my friends who are WalMart shoppers
ynot7769	Feb 18 @ 10:54AM
	shit so THIS is why my clients look at me the way they do when i show up even on time..
Wordsofwit	Feb 18 @ 11:34AM
	Most of 'em sound like your typical WalMart Woman shopper I have blogged about this site, the People of Walmart, before. But some new people may not be aware of it. It is funny! Basically, people take pictures with their camera phones of odd looking people at Walmarts and post them. It is constantly updated (three or four pics a day usually) and a great diversion for grins and giggles
soft_touch938	Feb 18 @ 11:53AM
	Most of 'em sound like your typical WalMart Woman shopper I beg your pardon!!! Woman shopper??? WOMAN shopper??? So...now ya don't like women huh..... v v v v v v v v v just kiddin' 'n further more....I ain't givin' up my speedos....so THERE!
1bunny629	Feb 18 @ 12:58PM
	....no comment....
RJ53	Feb 18 @ 1:34PM
	At least there is nothing about looking like a refugee from a Grateful Dead concert so I'm good.
Wordsofwit	Feb 18 @ 1:46PM
	At least there is nothing about looking like a refugee from a Grateful Dead concert so I'm good. There are times where I can resemble the classic album cover of the Jethro Jull album, Aqualung. BTW, I shaved off the beard!
tassie1	Feb 18 @ 2:37PM
	y does that sound just like the description on ynots momma ?
ynot7769	Feb 18 @ 4:07PM
	y does that sound just like the description on ynots momma ? Tass i'm tellin on YOU
sugarnspice005	Feb 18 @ 6:58PM
lilofval	Feb 18 @ 8:41PM
	I'll try to keep this in mind next time I head to Wally World !!