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posted 1/15/2007 11:05:33 PM |
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  cabl_guy

It was raining today. So, I had no work to do. I thought "What a relaxing day to fuck around." And, I did...............not sexually, but I had fun.
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer. just as Jimmy said to do............... I love the Doors!. And, had a couple more just to be sure. Was buzzed by 1 PM........then, quit.
My wife comes home at 4. And, I was gonna let my 17 yr old son drive me to see a friend of our's. In fact, he suggested it(my boy). And, she went off cause she smelled beer and embarrassed me in front of my boy. Like she didn't want him to hang out with a dumbass like myself.
But, fact is, my older son has only drank alcohol twice. Once being at new year's eve with a really cute chic influencing him. And, the 2nd, among friends. BUT, it was only 1 shot each time.
I'll admit, I'm an alcoholic and a pothead. Have been since I was in puberty. I loved that before even meeting girls. And, I'll die the same way. Yet, my parents were anti-everything. See how I turned out?
So, I took a differant approach with my kids. I'll offer them a beer or pass the pipe to them. And, point out addicts and talk repercussions. And, they'll pass on both alcohol & drugs!

Yet, my wife trys to make me look like the ass. Which, I do well on my own. We went to her mom's yesterday to hunt..........After walkin around for a few hours in rubber boots, I go in to talk to them. And, my old lady is like, "You're feet stink! You should've left your boots on."
Totally embarrassed me! So, I had to slink across the room so nobody would smell it.
Mind you, we haven't had sex for a week or more. So, what if I went to my mom's and told everybody that, " You're pussy smells! Shut your legs!"
Anyhow........she tried to make up today. And, I blew her off. She tried "makeup sex" and I told her I'd handle it myself. So, she went to work pissed off.
Not pissed off because of lack of sex. Pissed off because, when she wanted it, I said "NO". She knows I'm horny, but I'm not givin in.
So, I guess that makes me an asshole. I changed the game. I'm playin the shit that's been played on me for the past 20 years. Now, I say "NO, Hell No!" She's NOT liking it.
To sum it all up.......I'm a dick, an asshole, a disappointment....whatever. BUT, I'm still me!!

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openmindedguy71

Jan 15 @ 11:15PM  
pop gurgle gurgle gurgle, belch breathes in, holds breath and here as he extends a lil brass pipe to the hippy with no hair.....
HRRRICKANE

Jan 15 @ 11:24PM  
i dont think youre an asshole.... heres a kudo....
cabl_guy

Jan 15 @ 11:25PM  
Thks, OMG!
openmindedguy71

Jan 15 @ 11:36PM  
hey your welcome, just don't hog it all pass it back. you know the rule puff puff pass.
sundance64

Jan 15 @ 11:36PM  
I have absolutely nothing to say...so I'll just give you a kudo and wish ya well my friend!
openmindedguy71

Jan 15 @ 11:43PM  
sundance glad you went to the doctor hope you are feeling better.....
cabl_guy

Jan 15 @ 11:43PM  
Just a rant day, Sun. Thanks for the kudo! I'll put it in the pipe. Thks, Hrrr. If ya got to know me better.......ah, well, you look like you know where I'm comin from
StraddleMyNose

Jan 16 @ 12:06AM  
I don't blame you at all for doing this after 20 years of the same thing.
belle1010

Jan 16 @ 12:45AM  
I love it! A man holding out! You go guy!
sundance64

Jan 16 @ 12:52AM  
Thanks guys...I'm feeling better, talkin to Canu and still can't hear shit. But that's ok! I got drugs now!!
openmindedguy71

Jan 16 @ 1:01AM  
ha ha ha ha she said drugs ha ha ha I want drugs.......
evening_storm

Jan 16 @ 1:16AM  
She is being inconsiderate of your feelings...probably doesn't even realize shes doing it...maybe because shes been doing it so long....you could tell her how you feel...two possible outcomes....maybe both...one she will take this into consideration and curb her attitude for a time..thinking before she speaks....and/or two she will seize the day....and use your admission of vunerability to get a better hold on your balls...pick your moment carefully...but to turn tables will probably just turn on you....because she will play wounded bird and you will have to back up taking the whole thing back on your shoulders....

PS...Doesn't sound to me like your such an asshole.....real assholes aren't aware of their anus tendencies....and what you describe aren't anus tendencies...you been hurt once, twice, three times per this blog...how does that make you an asshole?

Rain
Reschadram

Jan 16 @ 1:22AM  
Man, I have got to hand it to you. Shutting her down even though you are needing it yourself is something that has got to score points with someone. In fact, saw a comment that shows that it has.

I understand where you are coming from when you wish to show your kids the right thing to do so that they don't ruin their lives. To have your woman embarrass you like that in front of your son, (kudos to him) who happened to be thinking correctly by offering you a ride, was just wrong.

While others might think you an asshole, I say that you should keep on doing this type of thing until she gets the hint.
Dominus

Jan 16 @ 1:27AM  
Yeah, it's against the law to let minors drink. However, what a lot of people fail to take into consideration is that most parents don't have an idea what the hell their kids are doing.

Here's an analogy: When I learned to hun, my Grandfather and dad didn't just hand me a gun and send me off down the road. They taught me how to do it. Walked me through each step.

If parents showed that kind of attention to kids, maybe we wouldn't need liquor laws as strict as they are.

I remember an awful period when I was in a relationship that I had a tough time getting out of. The woman involved wanted me to give up my career so we could further our relationship, and figured the way to do this was to go off the pill so she'd get pregnant. Of course I noticed, and so I figured that we'd rely on abstinance as birth control for a while. You're not the only guy who holds out on a woman, but they are sure shocked as hell when they realize they don't have the sexual control they thought they did.
Dominus

Jan 16 @ 1:27AM  
Yeah, it's against the law to let minors drink. However, what a lot of people fail to take into consideration is that most parents don't have an idea what the hell their kids are doing.

Here's an analogy: When I learned to hun, my Grandfather and dad didn't just hand me a gun and send me off down the road. They taught me how to do it. Walked me through each step.

If parents showed that kind of attention to kids, maybe we wouldn't need liquor laws as strict as they are.

I remember an awful period when I was in a relationship that I had a tough time getting out of. The woman involved wanted me to give up my career so we could further our relationship, and figured the way to do this was to go off the pill so she'd get pregnant. Of course I noticed, and so I figured that we'd rely on abstinance as birth control for a while. You're not the only guy who holds out on a woman, but they are sure shocked as hell when they realize they don't have the sexual control they thought they did.
Argit01

Jan 16 @ 5:01AM  
I don't think you're an asshole either cabl_guy. You admit you like booze and drugs and I think you did the sensible thing with your kids. If only more parents were as considerate and caring enough to teach their kids about addiction and the repercussions and actually show them by allowing them to take either so they could see what they do. A kudo sir.
wtxman

Jan 16 @ 5:59AM  
sorry this is late, remember: don't bogart that joint...pass it over to me
2passionate4u767

Jan 16 @ 6:59AM  
Thanks for the kudo! I'll put it in the pipe.

NOW you tell me what I'm supposed to do with these kudos! Here's another one with a hugz for ya cabl_guy.
ponme

Jan 16 @ 12:15PM  
A dick, an asshole and your feet stink.. hmmm you must be HUMAN. Too damn bad when the shoe is on the other foot huh? Stick to your guns man!

(no wonder I got tossed out of the girly girl club)
Ashinatrix

Jan 16 @ 12:58PM  
You poor dear.....sounds like I need to give your girl a strict talkin' to.....she should feel proud to have you by her side.....gettin' a little full of herself so it seems....needs a bit of discipline maybe?!
canuhelpme258

Jan 16 @ 2:58PM  
from one fellow asshole to another, hope tomarrow is better bro!
HRRRICKANE

Jan 16 @ 7:57PM  
i ABSOLUTELY know where youre coming from......

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