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I can't find my invisible panties...

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Feb 14 @ 1:11AM  
Borty, you old pervert. So nice to see you on this side. I'm here for the rest of the night making my monthly sojurn to the darkside. I've found you though on the 'vanilla' site and see you're still up to your same old tricks over there. Now if you could just convince the neanderthals on this side that that is where they belong it would be so much more peaceful. Ahhh change is hard to accept. See you on the other side my distorted friend.


Feb 14 @ 1:14AM  
Hey Bortie, glad to see you back. LOL ..... To me you are known as the star of the ultimate panty commercial.

Feb 14 @ 1:26AM  
Hi Guys....I've been selling white sound proof panties on the vanilla site and their going like hot cakes....

Feb 14 @ 1:45AM  
Borty you could fart on this site and it would be like being in deep space. I think Flavor posted something similar.

Feb 14 @ 2:02AM  
I make it a habit to never fart while using my butt plug.

The last time I put a hole in the roof and killed a bald eagle.

Now I'm up on charges.....oh well and learn....

Feb 14 @ 1:28PM  
Get yourself a big ol doobie and blow smoke all over the house till ya see them

Feb 14 @ 1:57PM  
I can't find my invisible bra...

Feb 14 @ 2:11PM  
I can't find my invisible panties...

I can't find mine either.

I can't find my invisible bra...

Yeah, I'm having a hard time finding my invisible bra too!


Feb 14 @ 2:52PM  
Good to see you again.

I can't find my invisible bra...

Well, ladies, if your tits aren't sagging, you're wearing it. Otherwise, I would suggest checking with the chinchillas and dogs, respectively. Pets are notorious for having an interest in undergarments, socks and shoes.

Feb 14 @ 3:01PM  
if your tits aren't sagging, you're wearing it
Speak for yourself WoW!
I don't know about you...but my tits don't sag when I'm without a must be thinking of your moobies.

Feb 14 @ 4:05PM  
Well...I'll tell ya one thing about myself...If I didn't do push ups daily, my boobs would be dragging along the floor...

At my age ...if I don't excercise ...I'll turn into a blob of protoplasm....

Feb 14 @ 4:46PM  
How can that be when they're all skidmarked stained?


Feb 15 @ 6:36PM  

You need to make the invisible ones with a clap on/ clap off chip in them so they become visible to find them.

On another note.. the local rocket launch site here was asking if you had any more to report on your Space Panties. With an upcoming launch this summer there may be space available to test a payload of space panties.

Yours in science

Feb 15 @ 8:34PM  
You'd be the sexiest blob of protoplasm in my closet.. who let you out btw? I'm still waiting for you to perfect the carnivorous panties with no teeth.

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