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posted 2/11/2011 12:23:59 PM |
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I don't think I've shared these.... a thoughts, random and usual with you here yet..

A beginning only I'm afraid
The other day, I observed a POP UP
(NO REALLY... )
for an unrestrained restraint site....
You know... B&D...S&M!!
I mindlessly scanned it, while moving to delete it from the pristine palate of the accumulated spam treasure trove trying to disguise itself as truly important, personal messages from dear and treasured friends....
In dire need of my help and bank account information.
I was enlightened to a whole world of potential sexual titillation that I was totally unaware of.


There in print, amongst more mundane and pedestrian painful pursuits, they had clowns listed as potential fetish form!
A very possible pursuit.... Arggh... Clowns!
And Sadomasochistic Bondage specialist at that!
To think...bondage clowns with balls gags, over sized squeaky shoes and red bulbous noses.
Using rubber chickens for flagellation and larger appendages that light up and have squeakers...
My mind is overloaded with Poppy C Bright sort of perverse porn...horror.

rubber chicken,
colored rubbers,
safe sex through poultry....

I can see posters in college dorm rooms everywhere... High camp Clown horror.
I bet those residual very bright puddles of personal fluids on stark white sheets will be in all the right places... High collectible Art!
Would they possible sell photos of the resultant canvas sheets and flesh, painted in the bright colors of seminal fluids and smeared make up ??...
Of grease paint bright colors contorted over pale flesh, raised to pulsing pink welts of fevered flesh, taught with terror, excited and teased beyond those so personal limits...
while in it puddles in smears of Kodachrome quality satiation complete with exaggerated red grin!
Oh, and the grin will be permanently pasted on those superior, knowledgeable faces.
And the mind goes on... and on

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Wordsofwit

Feb 11 @ 2:10PM  
We antiques left over from the hippie days had a saying: Different streaks for different freaks.
kattoes

Feb 11 @ 2:12PM  
We may be aged
We antiques
But no where near antiquated
Wordsofwit

Feb 11 @ 3:20PM  
Okay, my friend, how about:

Those of us that are venerable dating back to the hippie days...
kattoes

Jul 11 @ 9:09PM  
And now the invitation to the 40 year reunion... with a wee side of kink included

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