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posted 2/4/2011 1:42:19 PM |
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  shyguy140



A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives.

But the young cowboy has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?'"

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

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1bunny629

Feb 4 @ 1:45PM  
...hmmmmmmmmm....I guess I have to laugh.....
Wordsofwit

Feb 4 @ 1:54PM  
The way I play it, a very funny joke that I have never heard before automatically gets kudo (I think there were five last year ) So here you go. I took the liberty of copying it and putting it into my animal jokes .doc archive on my hard drive..."I know a good joke when I steal one." - Milton Berle
hog77297

Feb 4 @ 2:40PM  
Funny Shyguy!
I enjoy a good laugh!
RevDocLove

Feb 4 @ 4:53PM  
Good thing that kid shot my dog too
LadyRamRod

Feb 4 @ 7:06PM  
Hey shyguy that was one of the best i have heard in awhile
ladybootscooter

Feb 4 @ 7:15PM  
Mtnknight

Feb 7 @ 8:13PM  



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