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OTHER THAN FEELING VIOLATED DO I NEED TO WORRY MUCH ?

posted 2/3/2011 12:19:49 PM |
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I don't really get embarrassed about much of anything & there is plenty of old men, old codgers if you will, in blog land , & maybe some women that have had it done who can give me a little info or advice on what I'm about to get into. Tomorrow I have to get a flexible sigmoidoscopy at the VA hospital & I'm not looking forward to it at all. I think I'm going to let it get real quiet then scream rape but then of course I could get a free ride to a different hospital... I read up on it a little & when I saw how far they was going on an illustration I quit reading because it looked painful. Obviously the doctor wants it done for a reason so does this mean they could suspect I could have happy trails for a turd up to the asshole cancer. I sure hope not but I am a little concerned about it. I've had a few relatives die from cancer & people don't get stupid & accuse me of making fun of the disease for it is no laughing matter but since I have no diagnosis yet who knows what they could find. Besides it's my back side & if the worst such as my demise being a real pain in the ass comes I ought to be able to heckle about it. Who knows but is there a comfort zone here or laughing out loud I'm just going to get a lot of you are on your own buddy ? I do know raping my ass with laxative & enemas isn't very fun at all.

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sugarnspice005

Feb 3 @ 12:30PM  
You can heckle about your backside anytime you want to. I don't see where anyone would tell you that you can't.

As for this procedure, I don't blame you for not looking forward to it...sounds like a pain in the ass to me. (groan...I can't believe I said that! )

Hopefully test results show there is nothing to worry about.
1bunny629

Feb 3 @ 1:05PM  
...I have had it done twice. It really is no big deal. They slip it in really nice and slow and if you are lucky they let you watch the procedure on video. Once I was put under. The other time local anesthesia...go for getting put under. Paain...just a smidge when I felt the scope was in the middle of the back and I was having a struggle and they had a very large woman hold me down...that was kinda funny.
There is no purpose unless they do the type that goes all the way into your large and small intestine cause something could be hiding up there. I don't know about enemas for this. They gave me a strong starter laxative and then I had to drink this nasty stuff for hours on ened till I was thouroughly pooped out....an enema isn't going to get it.
Best wishes, you are doing the right thing....oh and don't scream rape...that is kinda rude.
Wordsofwit

Feb 3 @ 1:09PM  
I have had that done twice including a redo due to conflicts with my medications and I hope that you read this NOW!!

The worst of it is not the procedure, it is the effects of laxative depending on which one they want you to take the evening before. You can only eat Jello that isn't red or purple or clear broth.

I learned to eat a lot of Jello (four packages) after round one and consume it heavily between glasses of the laxative (a fucking gallon of the nasty shit). That made it much easier on me. The first time I didn't do this and had acute lower abdominal pain throughout the night on into the wee hours. Be prepared to camp out on the pot.

The procedures themselves are no big deal.
Wordsofwit

Feb 3 @ 1:13PM  
My two followed what Bunny described. But for me the thing during the procedure that I found to feel odd was when they pump your ass up with air. That felt odd. Afterwards in recovery, I ripped the loudest, longest fart ever! But as I had been cleaned out, it didn't stink, thankfully.
RevDocLove

Feb 3 @ 1:45PM  
Just make sure that , if it's a guy, that you don't feel two hands on your shoulders just as he sticks it in
somnium

Feb 3 @ 6:20PM  
What it is,: it's a visual examination (with a sigmoidoscope) of the lower third of the colon in a search for polyps. It's an abbreviated version of a colonoscopy! I had it done a couple of years ago! To me, preparing for it was worse than the actual procedure! You'll feel 'pressure' during the routine- uncomfortable but shouldn't be painful!

Wordsofwit

Feb 3 @ 6:54PM  
Som is correct, I had a couple of colonoscopies as I described. I never had a visual examination (with a sigmoidoscope). They picked it up in the stool test/sample and knew. I have had very good medical care at the VA.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 3 @ 8:04PM  
I hope all goes well, Flav!
chocolatemilf

Feb 3 @ 9:20PM  
Getting it done is a positive thing FB.....I guess you guys get a taste of what women have to go through yearly.......(since 16)........Either way Hun, you'll feel better knowing.........
flavorbuster

Feb 4 @ 1:12AM  
Thanks for everyones encouraging words & in response to all I was advised to consume only water taking laxative with two enemas , one the morning of, & man I'm so hungry right now !!! Just a little while ago I almost slipped & grabbed something to eat without thinking. I damned sure don't want a redo by anyones mistake but if it has to be done for further testing I will. No I don't want to see my galaxy far ,far away on video ... It can stay on the dark side.

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OTHER THAN FEELING VIOLATED DO I NEED TO WORRY MUCH ?