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OLE AND THE 10 FINKERS

posted 1/31/2011 10:43:59 AM |
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Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da
finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lordy-
it's 2011 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like
new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Ole says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up????

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Jan 31 @ 10:51AM  
pinklipstick2

Jan 31 @ 11:56AM  
just silly
somnium

Jan 31 @ 12:08PM  
Ole's got a point there!

sugarnspice005

Jan 31 @ 8:03PM  
lkb66

Jan 31 @ 8:44PM  
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Jan 31 @ 8:53PM  
LadyRamRod

Jan 31 @ 9:39PM  
Liked it shyguy
hog77297

Feb 1 @ 10:09PM  
See this kind of shit is why you learn to use your toes!

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