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Little Johnny I've never heard

posted 1/30/2011 3:26:13 PM |
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Michael and Larry got married in California. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.


In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Larry are up yet.



She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'


Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Larry up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '


After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Michael and Larry up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room looking for Vaseline and I think I gave him my model airplane super glue.'

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pinklipstick2

Jan 30 @ 3:47PM  
oh thats wrong very funny but wrong
1bunny629

Jan 30 @ 4:01PM  
...I bet that could keep any couple in bed!
LadyRamRod

Jan 30 @ 4:09PM  
Oh my God hog, your crazy, best one i heard in awhile
sugarnspice005

Jan 30 @ 7:37PM  
Talk about a big OOPSIE!!! Leave it to Little Johnny!
somnium

Jan 30 @ 8:16PM  
Good grief!!!... Ya see what happens, when you don't use condoms while packing fudge??

hog77297

Jan 30 @ 9:29PM  
Thanks for the comments y'all!
You fokes don't, think Johnny could be a Redneck do ya?
KitKat25

Jan 30 @ 10:03PM  
OMG! I sure as hell don't want to be around when someone tries to pry those two apart. Ouch!
Good one Hog!

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Little Johnny I've never heard