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posted 1/29/2011 6:04:08 PM |
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A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


"U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"

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LadyRamRod

Jan 29 @ 6:13PM  
Lol that journalist was a tratior hog
somnium

Jan 29 @ 7:09PM  
You got to be very, very careful what you say in the media................. apparently!


pinklipstick2

Jan 29 @ 7:40PM  
sounds just about right
sugarnspice005

Jan 29 @ 8:16PM  
Wow!! Talk about twisting someone's words!
RevDocLove

Jan 29 @ 9:34PM  
Just goes to show Marine training..cannon fodder
StraddleMyNose

Jan 29 @ 9:56PM  
That's funny, Hog!
KitKat25

Jan 30 @ 4:41AM  
Great punch line Hog. Greenie!
1bunny629

Jan 30 @ 4:28PM  

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