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posted 1/28/2011 10:46:45 AM |
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained.

"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess its okay," said the woman...
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan

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somnium

Jan 28 @ 12:02PM  
Now there's a health care plan I can work with!!

hog77297

Jan 28 @ 12:23PM  
Checking on a upgrade myself !
justme4u

Jan 28 @ 3:18PM  
Wordsofwit

Jan 28 @ 6:19PM  
A version of this joke came in tied for second in our 2008 geriatric joke contest put of 50 entries.

Here is one involving old people in the hospital I have only scene a half a dozen times and not on AMD for a while:

Everyday an elderly woman, living in a retirement home, would go for a ride on her wheelchair throughout the facility. Almost daily, an elderly a retired police officer, would stop her, and then write her a ticket on note paper for some imagined ‘minor traffic infraction’. One day the woman had had enough of this nonsense and decided to speed away. As a result, the elderly gentleman vigorously pursued her on foot, as they both dashed and weaved in and out of rooms, around carts, and other residents. Finally he caught up to her and pulled her over. "Have you been drinking?" he asked. "The way you were driving and weaving indicates to me that you have." He unbuckled his pants and dropped his drawers. He then continued in a firm voice while holding his cock, “I am going have to ask you to take a breathalyzer.”
KitKat25

Jan 28 @ 9:49PM  
Greenie!
Apparently...I still have an HMO plan.
LadyRamRod

Jan 28 @ 10:42PM  
hey hod is there a plan like that for women
flavorbuster

Jan 29 @ 1:03AM  
Five times of relieving tension by blow job or Rosie palm & her five sisters ensures you don't need a health plan.
needsomenow789

Jan 29 @ 4:48PM  
That was good

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