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IN LOVING MEMORY OF KERMIT

posted 1/27/2011 8:03:42 PM |

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I bet if bull frogs stopped sprouting wings & grew horns you would start wearing butt armor. You ever had any duck sausage ? I got time to play 4 a while so has anyone won a marathon fuck award ? Should I ask the women once more if they go ass to mouth. I guess if you are one which no one admits it but if you are you think waste can't go to waste so you slurp it off a literal fudge sickle at that point. Why do women get on the rag ? I know the parting of the red sea is sacred but parting a red lake of lips in your stiffest moment if you are a genuine is bull shit. I got to eat it until it's wetter than the rain forest before I stab it repeatedly I might add. Who is the most awesome person on this site in your thoughts that would churn butter like a freight train for you?

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Wordsofwit

Jan 27 @ 8:48PM

Have you been drinking out of your parakeet's water bowl?

flavorbuster

Jan 27 @ 8:50PM

Bruce hats off for the humor ....

sugarnspice005

Jan 27 @ 10:52PM

Have you been drinking out of your parakeet's water bowl?

Now that one was funny.

KitKat25

Jan 27 @ 11:23PM

I'm still trying to picture what it would look like for someone to try and churn my butter like a freight train...

StraddleMyNose

Jan 27 @ 11:30PM

Who is the most awesome person on this site in your thoughts that would churn butter like a freight train for you?
I'll never tell...

hog77297

Jan 28 @ 12:17AM

I know I'm a broken down old biker and have been around but I don't have anything to say to this foolishness!!

Luvrgrl

Jan 31 @ 6:52PM

I really didn't think ANYONE could compare to Straddle......holy shit dude.....I'm speechless....

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