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The Price of Pork - Facts and Funnies

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I decided to mix statistics and comedic content in this one. As I am a fatty I feel entitled to pork fun at myself and others further down.

The cost of obesity to society is really not anything we are unaware of. The United States currently spends about $160 billion on obesity-related medical costs, twice what it did a decade ago, and that amount could double again by 2018.

The dollar breakdown statistically on what obesity impacts on society is striking.

Here are some funnies from movies, comedians, jokes and quips I have heard from people (feel free to share any of your own!):

Fat girls are like mopeds, a lot of people ride them but they don't want there friends to find out.

He is so fat he steps on a dollar bill and makes change.

I don't mind having sex with two women but they have to be different people.

He is so fat that when he wore a Good Year hat, he was mistaken for a blimp.

Her butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Is all of this one person?

When it comes to sex I am like an orthodox Jew, I don't eat pork.

When he backs up a bell starts dinging

She is a large woman who is a runway model, she works at the airport.

The last time I saw an ass like that it had a tail on it.

He is so fat when he walked by a construction site they used him as a wrecking ball.

She is so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"

He is so fat he took his pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains".

She is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

He was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

She is so fat she baptized at Sea World.

He is so fat, when he wore a yellow jacket downtown, someone yelled, "Hey, Taxi."

She is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

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PeachyKeen

Jan 27 @ 1:40PM  
My sense of humor seems to have momentarily left the building.
Obesity is a serious issue, but it isn't just about being over weight. there is so much more factored into it... DNA, physological, physiological, and more. Too much focus is placed on being 'fat' without understanding the underlying causes. I want everyone to be healthy, but that means different things to different people. I'm tired of the government interfering in peoples lives on this issue.. people will lose weight and adopt a healthier lifestyle when and only when they are ready. Beating folks over the head just doesn't work.

We all know smoking isn't good for us and it's illegal to do so in so many places. Why do we have to listen to "do not smoke" rules on airplanes, airports, etc.? It actually has a negative affect, just as "you aren't going to eat that are you???" There will always be fat people, lets leave them alone while teaching our kids good eating habits and the advantages of exercise by example. This is key and is already resulting in positive changes. It just takes time... and I prefer a supportive attitude to a bully one any day!
hog77297

Jan 27 @ 1:47PM  
Hey you meanie fat people have feelings too!!
RJ53

Jan 27 @ 2:07PM  
When I was working in the children't department we had a lady who weighed about three hundred pounds shop their with her little boy. This kid was five years old and already wore a size 12 in the waist. Every time you saw them they both were eating pretzels and cookies or a hamburger. I might catch some heat for this but I truly felt she should have been charged with child abuse. What else would you call it? That child was not old enough to know better but she sure was.
soft_touch938

Jan 27 @ 5:52PM  
There's always gonna be fat jokes...just like there's always gonna be blonde jokes and ethnic jokes. Is it wrong?

But I know you included yourself within the humor of posting this and meant no harm...none taken here and I'm fat too.
sugarnspice005

Jan 27 @ 10:40PM  
Well, in all honesty, I sure as hell don't have the figure I had in high school. And boy, there are I really wish I did!

I agree with Softie, there are jokes of all types out there. It's life. We can either laugh at it, or get bent out of shape. What one sees funny, another may not.

As I am a fatty I feel entitled to pork fun at myself

That was cute!

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