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The Penguin & The Icecream

posted 1/21/2011 9:16:00 PM |
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A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.

The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.

He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Arizona in the summer, after all. He sat down at the counter and started in on his ice cream. Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy. By the time he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a total mess.

He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"

The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."

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Jan 21 @ 9:22PM  

Jan 21 @ 10:46PM  
That was a good one mr. hog liked it

Jan 22 @ 1:31AM  
this was cute,.....

Jan 22 @ 8:21AM  

Jan 22 @ 1:38PM  
Very cute!

Jan 22 @ 4:06PM  

Jan 22 @ 6:04PM  
Silly penguin...driving around in Arizona in the summer.

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