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posted 1/20/2011 7:03:26 PM |
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  borty293

Well I was finally dragged out of the closet by the Slapping Lady to wash dishes and cut the mustard.

Speaking of cutting the mustard ...I just invented a brand new product ready for sale.

Have you ever wanted to let er rip in the check out line at the grocery store well now you can with my new invention

THE SOUNDPROOF PANTY.

Yes folks ..now you can let go whenever mother natures wind wishes to burst forth. The Soundproof Panty is gurarenteed to muffle the loudest fart possible. Be the first in your community to fart completely undetected...unless there is a foul odor...in which case just simply look at the person next to you and mutter ..how rude ..and simply walk away.

Orders will be filled as of this date.

Yours truly ...Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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Wordsofwit

Jan 20 @ 7:17PM  
Good to see you back!
sugarnspice005

Jan 20 @ 7:22PM  
The Soundproof Panty is gurarenteed to muffle the loudest fart possible. Be the first in your community to fart completely undetected...unless there is a foul odor...in which case just simply look at the person next to you and mutter ..how rude ..and simply walk away.



Ya know...these may be your biggest sellers yet.
KitKat25

Jan 20 @ 8:51PM  
Yes folks ..now you can let go whenever mother natures wind wishes to burst forth. The Soundproof Panty is gurarenteed to muffle the loudest fart possible. Be the first in your community to fart completely undetected...unless there is a foul odor...in which case just simply look at the person next to you and mutter ..how rude ..and simply walk away.
If you carry "Soundproof Underwear" for men...I'll take a dozen pair.

*Walks away from Borty's mumbling...I may have to see Uncle Mark lift his arse in the air when he farts...but maybe I can keep from hearing all the sound effects.*
girlcountry

Jan 21 @ 1:56PM  
Missed ya, Borty!

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