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A Song For Our Favorite Agitator

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He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

He`s got a pretty girlfriend
and he flirts behind her back.
He looks at other women,
tries to get them in the sack.
He tells her that he loves her,
then he doesn`t call for days.
When it comes to bein` a Dickhead,
he`s got a million ways.

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

When he`s out drivin` he`s a Dickhead in his car.
When he`s out drinkin` he`s a Dickhead in the bar.
When he`s at a party he`s a Dickhead drinkin` beer.
He`s got to be the winner of "Dickhead Of The Year".

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

If he`s got no job he`s a Dickhead out of work.
If he`s got no manners he`s a Dickhead and a jerk.
If he`s got no money he`s a Dickhead with no class.
If he`s got no brains he`s a Dickhead and an ass.

He ain`t nothin` but a Dickhead.
He`s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he`ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He`s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.
He`ll be a fuckin` Dickhead until the day he dies.

By Jimmy Buffett



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Wordsofwit

Jan 14 @ 9:55AM  
In that same vein, here is Jimmy Buffett's The Asshole Song.
sugarnspice005

Jan 14 @ 10:00AM  
Say it ain't so!!!!! An agitator??? Here???? On AMD?????


btw...LOVED both songs.
ynot7769

Jan 14 @ 12:24PM  
Lmao. What song am I singin this too? Yano the music in my head as I *hear* it? Hmmm agitator? Ya mean like the BOYS who keep threatning me? Lol.
flavorbuster

Jan 14 @ 12:45PM  
........
In that same vein
Cant fathom being that close to a pecker head !!! Who we talking about ?
LadyRamRod

Jan 14 @ 10:21PM  
I don't think i would need three guess's doc, great blog
Sunshinegal35

Jan 15 @ 2:26PM  
OMG! This totally cracked me up! It made me snort pop out my nose! Thanks for the laugh!
MaxPower100

Jan 15 @ 4:10PM  
Well it looks like i'm being censored on Luna's blogs already.

Who the hell is Doctor Cocktail???
I've already had 10 different people tell me I'm this dude.
Not the case at all.

MaxPower is a pretty well-known Simspon's reference so if Doctor Cocktail had that as a screen name at one time, it's merely coincidence.

Sounds like Cocktail got everyone's panties in a bunch though.
Wordsofwit

Jan 15 @ 4:39PM  
MaxPower is a pretty well-known Simspon's reference so if Doctor Cocktail had that as a screen name at one time, it's merely coincidence.

Sounds like Cocktail got everyone's panties in a bunch though.

sugarnspice005

Jan 15 @ 4:56PM  
Well it looks like i'm being censored on Luna's blogs already.

Who the hell is Doctor Cocktail???
I've already had 10 different people tell me I'm this dude.
Not the case at all.



Well folks, he's not as smart as he so desperately tried to convince everyone.
MaxPower100

Jan 15 @ 6:22PM  
Lol...whatever.
If It makes you feel better.

I'm sure that guy is laughing his ass off watching you guys run around like chickens with the heads cut off...throwing his name out there like he's the boogeyman
lunanegra

Jan 15 @ 6:34PM  
Well it looks like i'm being censored on Luna's blogs already.

If only it could stop you in the forums, but they often say cockroaches are the hardest to kill. Stuffing a can of Raid in your ass and putting a match under it would be my fondest wish right now.
RevDocLove

Jan 15 @ 7:00PM  
Ho hum..
Same old shit, just a new day
Wordsofwit

Jan 15 @ 7:21PM  
Ho hum..
Same old shit, just a new day

Yeah, same stink, different fart...
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 15 @ 9:07PM  
That was pretty good, Doc!

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