A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
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lilofval
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Jan 13 @ 7:32PM
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Wordsofwit
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Jan 13 @ 7:40PM
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redbronze
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Jan 13 @ 7:51PM
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You need  on this one....
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pinklipstick2
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Jan 13 @ 8:13PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 13 @ 8:22PM
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That was pretty funny
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PinkToeNails
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Jan 13 @ 8:50PM
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ksk72
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Jan 13 @ 9:45PM
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RevDocLove
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Jan 13 @ 10:01PM
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That was funnier'n fuckin' on a hill of fire ants 
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LadyRamRod
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Jan 13 @ 10:40PM
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Hog that was one of the best i heard in awhile
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tassie1
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Jan 14 @ 4:44AM
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that could sooooo be my place these days
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aftershox
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Jan 14 @ 6:20AM
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Red Tape? No way.
It's a man's arrogant tape. THe one that he uses to convince a woman he really has 6 inches.
And with that kind of measuring tape he is able to use the word timber for something the size of a splinter .
The Doc must be the size of a splinter. "hey Honey, can you feel this?"
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somnium
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Jan 14 @ 7:00AM
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40DWM
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Jan 14 @ 8:14AM
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sugarnspice005
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Jan 14 @ 10:42AM
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Guess she shouldn't have told the doctor about being an environmentalist?
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KitKat25
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Jan 14 @ 1:07PM
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People really need to learn that in certain situations...sharing particular details is not in their best interest at all. Yanno...less is more.
I'm glad it was her and not me. It makes me hurt just thinking about it.
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somnium
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Jan 14 @ 1:57PM
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Come to think of it, I remember one young lady I was dining on at the 'Y', who's pubic hairs were really stiff- reminded me of a porcupine but of course it wasn't- stillll...  
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