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A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

































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lilofval

Jan 13 @ 7:32PM  
Wordsofwit

Jan 13 @ 7:40PM  
redbronze

Jan 13 @ 7:51PM  
You need on this one....
pinklipstick2

Jan 13 @ 8:13PM  
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 13 @ 8:22PM  
That was pretty funny
PinkToeNails

Jan 13 @ 8:50PM  





ksk72

Jan 13 @ 9:45PM  
RevDocLove

Jan 13 @ 10:01PM  
That was funnier'n fuckin' on a hill of fire ants
LadyRamRod

Jan 13 @ 10:40PM  
Hog that was one of the best i heard in awhile
tassie1

Jan 14 @ 4:44AM  
that could sooooo be my place these days
aftershox

Jan 14 @ 6:20AM  
Red Tape? No way.

It's a man's arrogant tape. THe one that he uses to convince a woman he really has 6 inches.

And with that kind of measuring tape he is able to use the word timber for something the size of a splinter .

The Doc must be the size of a splinter. "hey Honey, can you feel this?"
somnium

Jan 14 @ 7:00AM  


40DWM

Jan 14 @ 8:14AM  
sugarnspice005

Jan 14 @ 10:42AM  
Guess she shouldn't have told the doctor about being an environmentalist?
KitKat25

Jan 14 @ 1:07PM  
People really need to learn that in certain situations...sharing particular details is not in their best interest at all. Yanno...less is more.

I'm glad it was her and not me. It makes me hurt just thinking about it.
somnium

Jan 14 @ 1:57PM  
Come to think of it, I remember one young lady I was dining on at the 'Y', who's pubic hairs were really stiff- reminded me of a porcupine but of course it wasn't- stillll...


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