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Me and another old guy, one 75 and one 80, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 80 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. I was was amazed at my friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 80 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, I stopped at the bakery. As I was looking around, the lady asked if I needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" I said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves.. by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

I replied , "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
this crap but me

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Wordsofwit

Jan 10 @ 2:04PM  
Good one...the bread may be stale but the joke isn't!
1bunny629

Jan 10 @ 2:32PM  
HA! That was cute! Rye bread scratches the top of my mouth...I am not fond of it...
sharedwifeinmo

Jan 10 @ 3:07PM  
Hahahaha! That's cute!
LadyRamRod

Jan 10 @ 7:18PM  
Good one doc, i liked it
sugarnspice005

Jan 10 @ 7:46PM  
Good one!!
SexPet

Jan 10 @ 8:02PM  
LOL good one

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