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JOKE: A Blonde's Year In Review

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A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again,
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"



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BigFlirt

Jan 15 @ 10:58AM  
That was good, thanks for the Monday morning laugh....
Daized688

Jan 15 @ 11:24AM  
HAHA...And I thought I'd heard them all!! Some good finds there!
Vinnie29

Jan 15 @ 11:35AM  
sundance64

Jan 15 @ 11:36AM  
Favorite Blonde Joke:

A blonde calls 911 because her house is on fire. She's hysterical and begging the operator to please hurry before her house burns down. The operator says, "Ma'am you have to calm down and tell us how to get to your house!"
The blonde says:


"Big Red Truck...duh!"
Argit01

Jan 15 @ 11:58AM  
thank you for a good laugh. I have some jokes spirited away somewhere and may just post them in a later blog. A kudo for this one though.
NightOfOld

Jan 15 @ 1:41PM  
Now there's a lot of new ones for me. good work.

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