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A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just shakin' the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, son, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water." If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle."

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redbronze

Jan 8 @ 9:05PM  
HA HA HA....
sugarnspice005

Jan 8 @ 9:14PM  
I'm sure that cat will be passing more than a motorcycle.
LadyRamRod

Jan 8 @ 9:18PM  
Hey hog did that cat ever pass you on your harley
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Jan 8 @ 9:31PM  
LRR I;m sure more than once. I don't get in a hurry very often I enjoy the ride to much to worry who are what passes me!
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Jan 9 @ 3:54AM  

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