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As designed, the penis is made to fit a vagina. Pretty easy to see the natural attraction there. Beyond that, females give off chemicals designed to attract men. It works. Just as nature intended.

Now I'm not against alternate lifestyles, and what ever mm of ff attraction you may have. However, I cannot understand why it is that people that follow their desires and instincts to pursue that lifestyle would fail to understand why men are attracted to pussy.

Men were never designed to build mega structures like skyscrapers, long bridges, giant dams, and invent light bulbs. We were not designed to charter landmark deals, and guide enterprise mergers. This idea that a man is here for some great purpose is something conjured up by the minds of people that are so self centered they have forgotten that people got along just fine before they had any such technology. Strip away all the highrises, bridges, businesses, and inventions and what you are left with is mans real purpose. To live.

Believe it or not, the true meaning of life really is that simple. It's not about how tall the building is you designed, or how bright the light bulb you invented, but rather its about how you lived. Not the way that you lived, but the fact that you lived. That is what life is about.

Now with that said, think to yourself... what is the one thing within mans control that cannot be stripped away without disrupting life? Reproduction. It's man's only true reason for living once you are rid of the superficial. In turn, because of the relationship of the penis and vagina, this means it is also women's true purpose.

So while it may bother you that men are attracted to your vagina, I think it is pretty ignorant to think that men should just suddenly cease to be infatuated with pussy in general.

Men spend the first 9 months trying to get out of a pussy... once they figure out the grass wasn't any greener, they spend the rest of their life trying to get back in one.

This concludes the lesson of the week.

P.S. ITS A FUCKING SEX SITE... what did you expect from men on a SEX SITE?!

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Wordsofwit

Jan 7 @ 9:49PM  
As designed, the penis is made to fit a vagina.

And a mouth
mrknowuwell

Jan 7 @ 9:55PM  
whats wrong with sounding like a jackass?? ......like you would get some pussy sounding like a sensitive douchdick???
lunanegra

Jan 7 @ 9:59PM  
ITS A FUCKING SEX SITE... what did you expect from men on a SEX SITE?!

Tea and crumpets, no; better manners yeah. I dont show my tits for nothing, but a man can certainly rise above his primitive brain to not act like a goddamn, entitled teenager.

More flies with honey than vinegar, du-uh.
sugarnspice005

Jan 7 @ 10:09PM  
I'm with Luna on this.
1bunny629

Jan 8 @ 2:15AM  
...how do you think the pyramids were built...it was either men sticking their cocks up the asses of other men and telling them they won't stop till ya haul up the last brick...or, if ya don't get er done the puss ain't ever gonna be available again...or the first man to finish...gets all the puss! Do ya think any of them survived long enough to find out who wins??? ...
ShadowMale

Jan 8 @ 10:14AM  
whats wrong with sounding like a jackass?? ......like you would get some pussy sounding like a sensitive douchdick???
Considering the jackass in this case was not a guy, and the blog is clearly about a female complaining about men.... ah nevermind.
ShadowMale

Jan 8 @ 10:23AM  
Tea and crumpets, no; better manners yeah. I dont show my tits for nothing, but a man can certainly rise above his primitive brain to not act like a goddamn, entitled teenager.

I'm not defending the douche bags on here that act in such a way Luna, just merely suggesting that douche baggery is an age old, deep rooted personality trait embedded in many men. This is well know. As such, just why does it come as so much suprise to millions of women everyday? Don't you pass this info along anymore?

So why spend an entire blog (and one that appeared to be written by a 5yo at that) complaining about the type of men that populate.... well.... a site that was originally designed to attract horny men.

Now... if you don't mind, I need to go beg some lesbians for sex...
DoctorFunkenstein

Jan 8 @ 11:16AM  
they spend the rest of their life trying to get back in one.

Much funnier cliche when it was back in the 80's and I was a 'tween.

Men were never designed to build mega structures like skyscrapers, long bridges...

No. Just no. If crows and ravens use complex tools what gives humans the vanity to claim that they have "gone too far" with them? As pointed out by our most brilliant minds it's not a case of if a world-destroying cataclysm happens but when. If we aren't going to strive to build the tools that can save us as a species and elevate us beyond our pettiness then we are simply cowards for not committing mass suicide and getting it all over so that another species has a shot.

I think it is pretty ignorant to think that men should just suddenly cease to be infatuated with pussy in general.

Remember, whatever is true the opposite of that thing is also true.

...a man can certainly rise above his primitive brain to not act like a goddamn, entitled teenager.

And here's where the above statement really kicks in. Yes, we have the ability to but there are so many people that simply opt not to. They would rather come up with complex reasons to service their biology or reminisce about mythology.

...an age old, deep rooted personality trait embedded in many men.

Which is why it should be shamed and those who refuse to amend themselves should be castigated. When a two year old attempts to eat a bread crust from the floor they are chided, and with good reason, but it's understood that they need to be corrected. Now why, if an adult engages in the same sort of auto-satiating practice a child does, do we think it's humorous and somehow socially acceptable?

Are we simply saying "wait until you are old enough, then you can do as you will"?
lunanegra

Jan 8 @ 12:58PM  
Don't you pass this info along anymore?

Do you really have to ask
ShadowMale

Jan 8 @ 8:30PM  
they spend the rest of their life trying to get back in one.
Much funnier cliche when it was back in the 80's and I was a 'tween.
It wasn't intended to amuse you, and your attack on my statement only reflects badly on yourself.

Men were never designed to build mega structures like skyscrapers, long bridges...
No. Just no. If crows and ravens use complex tools what gives humans the vanity to claim that they have "gone too far" with them? As pointed out by our most brilliant minds it's not a case of if a world-destroying cataclysm happens but when. If we aren't going to strive to build the tools that can save us as a species and elevate us beyond our pettiness then we are simply cowards for not committing mass suicide and getting it all over so that another species has a shot.
It is in animals nature to build shelter, and seek food by whatever means possible. But does making that shelter taller, bigger, and fancier really give us a greater purpose in life? This is where you failed to connect the dots. You only strengthen my point that we exist for the same reason as all other animals on this planet. To live.

I think it is pretty ignorant to think that men should just suddenly cease to be infatuated with pussy in general.
Remember, whatever is true the opposite of that thing is also true.
Always? Bold statement. Can you prove this?

...an age old, deep rooted personality trait embedded in many men.
Which is why it should be shamed and those who refuse to amend themselves should be castigated. When a two year old attempts to eat a bread crust from the floor they are chided, and with good reason, but it's understood that they need to be corrected. Now why, if an adult engages in the same sort of auto-satiating practice a child does, do we think it's humorous and somehow socially acceptable?

Are we simply saying "wait until you are old enough, then you can do as you will"?
If you put a tiger in a cage with a gazelle... it will eat it. Why? Because its food, and it's instincts say to eat it. The mother doesn't teach the child not to eat.... but rather how to gather the food; not from the nasty floor, but from a clean plate.

Indeed I agree that some peoples behavior is out of line. But does constantly complaining in a blog that those type of people would never read really help curb that behavior? I doubt it.

Had this blog been a random suggestion you might would have stronger points. However, this blog was inspired by another blog that was written in such a way that they come off sounding like a self centered jackass. They thought that just because they stated they preferred women, that would magically stop all men from hitting on her. In reality, I'm sure it only invited more in. They saw a blog from a female, and clicked the email button having never read the profile or the blog. After all, not reading the profile is what caused all this in the first place.

Thanks for chiming in though little buddy.
MaxPower100

Jan 11 @ 1:32AM  
Is the title of your blog supposed to be ironic? If so, you definitely succeeded.
I just got on the site, and this might be the worst philosophical breakdown on the meaning of life I have ever read.

Believe it or not, the true meaning of life really is that simple. It's not about how tall the building is you designed, or how bright the light bulb you invented, but rather its about how you lived. Not the way that you lived, but the fact that you lived. That is what life is about.

You say that life is about "how you lived...not the way you lived".
What??? That is contradictory in itself since both phrases have the exact same meaning and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

what is the one thing within mans control that cannot be stripped away without disrupting life? Reproduction. It's man's only true reason for living once you are rid of the superficial.

Well I think you are neglecting the fact we aren't fruit flies, mating left and right. And yes, life is quite often about the things you refer to as superficial like creating big buildings. Since prehistoric times, it's always been about survival of the fittest. Things like which hunter brings home the most meat, who could provide the best shelter, etc. Those are the people that reproduce! Those that strive to create, to better themselves, and the ones around them are the ones getting laid....And not the people that curled up in a ball in the corner with an erection saying, "I lived, I wanna reproduce."


I am now dumber for having read this blog.
"I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul."

Billy Madison (1995)


ShadowMale

Jan 11 @ 10:17AM  
Is the title of your blog supposed to be ironic? If so, you definitely succeeded.
I just got on the site, and this might be the worst philosophical breakdown on the meaning of life I have ever read.
Philosophy is a man made invention. It is uniquely human think your importance in this world is somehow greater simply because you can rationalize your existance. If man had no other thought than to gather food, breathe air, and reproduce, mankind would continue to exist. Therefore, philosophy has nothing to do with the meaning of life. It's merely busy work to occupy us in our wait for the second inevitable stage. Death.

You say that life is about "how you lived...not the way you lived".
What??? That is contradictory in itself since both phrases have the exact same meaning and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Indeed... I should have been more specific on that one. I failed to realize there would be people that take that last bit out of context. When you quote someone, it is fairly important you do not change the structure, and its best to include the entire quote to provide a good context. There was a period there, not a string of them. The way it was intended to be read was that its about the fact that you are alive, not what you did with that life. Again, you have to remove yourself from the superficial philosophical bullshit to understrand this isn't meant to state that we should all drop down to a caveman like state. Just merely stating that anything beyond simply staying alive is extra.

Well I think you are neglecting the fact we aren't fruit flies, mating left and right.
No, I clearly stated that we equal with all other creatures on earth. Our ability to overthink does not place us higher. It only allows us to think we are.

And yes, life is quite often about the things you refer to as superficial like creating big buildings.
Why? Would you not be able to live without big buildings? Would you instantly die had we never invented the wheel? Would the darkness kill you had not the light bulb been invented? These things don't make your life possible, just easier to tolerate.

Since prehistoric times, it's always been about survival of the fittest. Things like which hunter brings home the most meat, who could provide the best shelter, etc. Those are the people that reproduce! Those that strive to create, to better themselves, and the ones around them are the ones getting laid....And not the people that curled up in a ball in the corner with an erection saying, "I lived, I wanna reproduce."
Really? Cause I have seen some jackass losers reproducing all the time. I have seen some massively abusive, jobless, nasty ass, non productive asswipes running around practically dragging a girl around like a prize. Watch an episode of Cops sometime.

Mind you, I'm not saying we should all draw up and become cavemen. I'm not saying we should stop building buildings. I'm just saying that if all your life is about is how much money you made, and how big you built it, then you might be more of a caveman then you thought. By now, you'd think that mankind would of moved past believing that the superficial makes us better and more appealing. I'd like to think that someone judged me not on these things, but rather on who I am as a person.

Philosphy aside though, this blog was less about the purpose of mankind, but rather the expectations of men on a site designed to attract horny men. I remain here for entertainment, and the nice people I have talked to on here for some time now. Occasionally complaining of the type of crap some men on here say is quite understandable. There are right and wrong ways of expressing one's self. However, to simple post a blog stating that you wish men on here would stop hitting on you because you prefer women is a tad pointless. That in itself however, would not have sparked this blog. No, in fact, it was the way in which this individual expressed themself that fueled it. That, and I might have been slightly intoxicated at the time.

I am now dumber for having read this blog.
"I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul."

Billy Madison (1995)
After quoting an Adam Sandler character, and Billy Madison no less, I have to highly doubt you got any dumber by reading my blog. If anything, you should at least walk away from this experience having learned not to read my blogs anymore. And that, sir, would not affect the meaning of my life one bit.
lunanegra

Jan 11 @ 11:12AM  
Someone who quotes Billy Madison can't exactly be known as the paragon of wit.

IMO, I think men build such things to impress the opposite sex, i.e Ramses and Nefertari
B9CC1D

Jan 11 @ 5:51PM  
Wait a minute. MaxPower is a name that has been used by a certain someone on here before.

Are we lacking in originality already?
lunanegra

Jan 11 @ 11:26PM  
Wait a minute. MaxPower is a name that has been used by a certain someone on here before.

Oh goodie, I'll go get the flame thrower
1bunny629

Jan 12 @ 6:33AM  
....
the penis is made to fit a vagina.
...well, actually I met one that couldn't...well, it couldn't fit mine. This particular penis was very oblong in shape, almost to the point of being flat. Kinda like a truck ran over it. Yeah, we tried sticking it in several different ways, but naturally it never fit. ...so....maybe all penises weren't made to fit a vagina.....I don't think anyone has an entrance that wants to be proded by a penis the shape of a tongue depressor.... ...ya...it's funny now, but at the time it was agonizing!

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